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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(4,000 HP)(RAAAAAGE UUUUUBER TOOO THEEE POOOOOWER OF 9001)
Weaselcake (15,000 HP)
Pygas (4,000 HP)
Snyphurr (Ran off)
Vagineer (DEAD)
Heavydile (2,500 HP)
Sewer Medic (DEAD)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (DEAD)
Garriss (DEAD)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: GeminiDelta
Critical: rick073, sonicheroes95, TheNameWithNoNumbers
Dead:
Epic Dead: Garriss
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $112,100 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)

@sonicheroes95: You manage to do 2000 damage and send him into a new state of rage uber! When he hits Pygas, it takes 20,000 damage! Also, you blow all of the Blockgineers off Weaselcake and deal 1000 damage using 80 creepers.

@theEPICgameKING: Heavydile's armored skin dents the shield, but he does take 3000 damage from the vamp tornado! You also upgrade the Axmen and buy swordsmen,

@tom0000009: That second city would cost too much in time, labor and other assorted material.

@GeminiDelta: Oh, do something useful. *uses Radiation powers to nullify Gem's horniness*

@CommanderDude7: The Machina is charged! Also, you throw the now unhorny Gem at the now dazed Heavydile.

@Poizaz00: You find an above-average intelligence creeper, boost his intelligence and give him a respawn buff. In other words, you heroified a creeper.

Poizaz00
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I send him at Heavydile, and hopefully the respawn buff makes him respawn and be able to attack again.

sonicheroes95
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"PREPARE TO LOSE IT ALL!" i proceed to summon a shadow clone and then have myself and my shadow clone equip a blade apiece, one of darkness, and one of light, and proceed to unleash Eternal Session on them. (given that shadow clones basically have identical stats save for hp = 1...)

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Upgrade Swordsmen, Axemen, and buy White Mages.
"Oh boy, time for the show." Vekel does nothing, merely hand Gemini a Steel Sledgehammer. He then sprints off to avoid what's about to happen. "EVERYONE EVACUATE! CODE: REJECTED GEMINI! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

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Gemini takes the steel sledgehammer, tears in her eyes. "he..r-rejected me...i just w-wanted to be l-loved...RAHAHHHHHH!!!!" She screams, eyes going red from primal rage, reality tearing around her. The four Apocalyptic horsemen jump through the tear, assisting the broken-hearted woman crush everything in sight. When she calms 10 minutes later, the city block where Gem and the horsemen are...is in ruins. Everything in it crushed by the Horseman's weapons or by Gem's sledgehammer, broken, the head disfigured.

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"...Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. All women hath no fury like Gemini scorned! Kyle, you fool. I told you to be careful!" Vekel sprints over to Gemini, checking her for signs of overexertion. "The last time you did that you nearly died. Silly Gemmy-wemmy"

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Sobbing, Gemini collapses in her friend's arms, unconcious. The horsemen shrug, walking off to the barracks or mess hall to find something to eat, complimenting Gemini's wrath and power.

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**** it, we just fixed reality! *sighs, and focuses...* chaos co... oh right, not chaos elemental anymore... lets see... carry the two... ok, i'm using teleport on GeminiDelta so she doesn't break reality in the city at least.

Poizaz00
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I attempt to import a portal gun and/or a turret or two.

theEPICgameKING
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"Let's see...checking the logs of this game...Hold up there sonic, Gemini just wanted the Horsemen back." Vekel throws up a 'Blandize' shield around Gemini.
'Blandizing' litterally means sterilizing reality in the target area, negating all magic and 'unreal' abilities, attributes, and effects. "In short, no teleport...Hey, that rhymed." He also tosses sonic a Chaos potion. "Made from concentrated excess energy from Chaos Emeralds. Drink up."

theEPICgameKING
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(Blandize would also heal reality, of course. Sterilized reality is fixed reality. Like...washing a wound with alcohol.)

sonicheroes95
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hahaha... no. it was being overloaded with chaos that created Dark Super anyway... and i get a very bad feeling...

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FYI: that's my nickname for the dark half of me...

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I fire a Blockgineer at Painis Cupcake's head. I also use all the elementals to attack Weaselcake.

Garriss
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I go back to Memetia Dimension (Still as a ghost and would revive as a were-cat on the next wave) I go around and finally see Gemini. I shout so loud that the living can hear it. "Gemini's a girl?!!!?". Then I transform into a cat and go back to Death Dimension.

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