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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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theEPICgameKING
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**** it rick all she wanted was a hug. *Glares from inside crystal barrier. Telekinetically smacks rick upside the head.*

Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(6,000 HP)(RAAAAAGE UUUUUBER)
Weaselcake (16,000 HP)
Pygas (24,000 HP)
Snyphurr (Ran off)
Vagineer (DEAD)
Heavydile (5,500 HP)
Sewer Medic (DEAD)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (DEAD)
Garriss (DEAD)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: theEPICgameKING, GeminiDelta
Critical: rick073, sonicheroes95, TheNameWithNoNumbers
Dead:
Epic Dead: Garriss
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $112,100 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
400/400 Axemen (Recruit)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
84 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: You deal 500 damage to Painis and he jumps at you! Also, Pygas is locked on to you.

@rick073: Wouldn't hollow point be better for flesh? It causes more actual damage. Besides, I destroy all projectiles that penetrate-or try to penetrate-my skin. Little blessing form Sketch Cat. You try to shoot tEgK, but your rifle jams! Continuing to try to shoot Gem results in a bullet in your off eye.

@Darkfire45: Weaselcake is helpless under the pile of Blockgineers! You also level up Heavygator as he continues nomming on Heavydile! The knife breaks against Painis's uber skin. And I kinda like the unnesecary comments, it gives this thread character.

@CommanderDude7: Heavydile's armored skin deflects the puny Degreaser!

@GeminiDelta: Oh, I forgot that. Also, I flash step back to my cafe seat. I AM NOT A DEMIGODLY SHIELD! You do dispel the shadow clone.

@theEPICgameKING: Considering Blockgineers are made of the strongest material avaliable, any armor will just weight you down against Heavydile. Unless that armor actually deflects physical instead of just resisting it. You CAN get a crystal shield at the Altar of Sketch Cat in Lolcatia, but it's made of crystal uranium, so that would be an EXTRORDINARILY bad idea. Unless Adamantuim Scales have a resistance factor shared with lead. Also, class change heal.

And if horny Gem is a problem, my radiation powers can disable any horniness! Unfortunately, they also keep me from...erecting my dispenser, so to speak.

@tom0000009: I'm definitely getting reading more to the female side of my Gendar. You know, what I use to tell a guy from a girl through androgyny.

@dechlan1: You fire randomly, hitting Pygas, Painis, Weaselcake and GeminiDelta.

Painis bites sonicheroes95 in the heart, criticalling him!

Weaselcake...is stuck.

TheNameWithNoNumbers cannot comprehend the true form of Pygas's attack after it deflected off Painis!

sonicheroes95
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aaarrrggg. *teleports back a few feet*. ya know what. JUST. LEAVE. THIS. TOWN. ALONE! *gains a red firery aura.* *proceeds to vanish in a burst of speed, leaving behind a trail of flames as i basically run circles around Painis firing off fireballs at him. very rapidly, before stopping a minute later and making a burst of fire appear in the center of the circle i was running around him, before flash stepping up to him and drop kicking him to pygas.*

theEPICgameKING
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Lowering the crystal barrier, Vekel obtains the shield from the altar, glad that Adamantium DOES have radiation resistance. Charging Heavydile, he first smacks him with the shield, then spins around in the air like a buzzsaw, holding out Red Fang, in effect creating a vortex that draws all the enemies to him. Except Weaselcake, weighed down by the Blockgineers. A minute later, he lands lightly on the ground, with any unfortunate enemy/ally caught in the vortex landing around him, drained of their blood by the vampirism of Red Fang. "Mmkay, now for weaselca..ke..." Unable to finish the sentence, he falls down, dizzy. @.@

GeminiDelta
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OWEH. *heals with hi-potion* Oh really kyle? DISPELL THIS >:3 *Gives Kyle a lap-dance on the cafe seat* x3 *Snuggles and kisses while lapdancing*

theEPICgameKING
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(I forgot to mention; whenever Red Fang drains blood from someone/something, it heals me. Those who play Epic Battle Fantasy, it's like the Blood Blade. Actually almost exactly like it...)

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Umm, Im just gonna ignore GeminiDelta hitting on kylelolcat. So, I have a question, Can I construct a second city? I'll name it kylolcatia if you let me make it!

theEPICgameKING
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Second city would probably cost millions, Tom. Oh, about Gem/Haley, she does that to anyone who thinks they can resist her.

CommanderDude7
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I grab Gemini and toss her at Heavydile as a distraction while I charge up my Machina to ridiculous levels.

theEPICgameKING
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Couple of things...
1: Member since: 7/5/2010=NOT A NOOB.
2: Upgrade those Axemen and buy Swordsmen.

GeminiDelta
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O////O *Lands on Heavydile. Gives Puff-Puff to distract him, then runs back to cafe and continues lapdancing kyle* o3o

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I promote one of the smartest creepers to general, and work on making a respawn pendant on a bracelet for him. I also go mining for minerals for the pendant. (the creeper general will respawn in a dark area when he blows up if this pendant is made)

GeminiDelta
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Hey wait a minute, aren't creepers that blue goo stuff you blow up with Mortars and Blasters? *Thinking these creepers are Creeper World creepers* o////o

sonicheroes95
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creepers are from minecraft, it was a messed up pig model, and they explode when they get near an enemy that's in their LOS... send the creepers to blow the **** out of weaselcake.

GeminiDelta
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Ok...never played minecraft ;~; *Sniffle*

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