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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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Poizaz00
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But throwing away a **** alias is HARD.
Extracting personality will act as an easy disposal of the alias, once the horsemen are back.

sonicheroes95
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ok, let me borrow this random megaphone... *'borrows' a megaphone'* EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF COMPLETE MORONS! *hands the megaphone back* thank you have a nice day.

Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(3,000 HP)(RAAAAAGE UUUUUBER TOOO THEEE POOOOOWER OF 9001)
Weaselcake (10,000 HP)
Pygas (4,000 HP)
Snyphurr (Ran off)
Vagineer (DEAD)
Heavydile (Ran Away)
Sewer Medic (DEAD)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (DEAD)
Garriss (DEAD)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: GeminiDelta
Critical: rick073, sonicheroes95, TheNameWithNoNumbers
Dead:
Epic Dead: Garriss
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $112,100 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)

@Poizaz00: The Heavydile seems to fear the Creeper Captain and runs away! Also, you get a Gel Cannon, but no Portal Gun.

@sonicheroes95: Weaselcake takes the hit he should have easily been able to avoid. Odd...he took 5000 damage for it.

@theEPICgameKING: What have you DONE, man? Give me that! *grabs the hammer before it is given*

@GeminiDelta: You destroy the Cafe and the Factory before Sketch Cat comes down and traps you in a stasis-bubble! (Also, clever...)

FOR THE LOVE OF GRISH'NAAK, WOMAN. PMS MUCH?

@Darkfire45: You knock out Painis, but Weaselcake levitates the elements around himself in a protective tornado!

@ThisEntireGeminiArgument: Okay, we have to get Gem to agree to become two separate people before we do that. Even if we weren't worried about human rights, and in this case, implied sexism, the spell requires the target to be willing to co-operate. Any mental resistance will repel the spell.

sonicheroes95
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"Remind me again, why am i helping you guys now..." i guess my next stunt... well lets see... i try using a burst of harmony because seriously, i have no idea how to use it for anything else...

Chryosten
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I send a Troll to tackle Weaselcake to the ground. I quickly use the elementals to try their attack again, this time sacrificing the troll with it.

rick073
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ssssssooooooooo... what did i miss during the 4 days i was in Vegas?

...

i see.

Garriss
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When it's safe I peek out of the Death Dimension to Lolcatia. Then I go out quickly and watch the battle on top of a very high building where no one will ever see me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I also want to see Kyle's destroyed Cafe! *Teleports there* *Sees bagels strewn on the floor* Yummy. *Eats some*

Poizaz00
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Is the gel as potent as it was back in Cave Johnson's days?
If so, I shoot some on Painis Cupcake, and hopefully his bones cannot withstand the bounce height.

We do not know what element it is, but we know it is a lively one. That dislikes the human skeleton.
Nicholas98
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I upgrade the creeper captain, and turn him into COMRADE CREEPER!

tom0000009
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Gah! How about we hypnotize Gemini into agreement? Or we could use our brainwashing machine to get him/her into agreeing. We could also tell him/her that if he/she agrees, he/she can be as horny as he/she wants to be and we won't stop here depending on the situation.

Poizaz00
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Okay, and the horny personality could be a scapegoat for when Gemini needs to be naughty. The other could be the main one, for everything else.

theEPICgameKING
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You know if you hadn't stopped Gemini she would have ended this wave easily with PMS RAAAAAAAGE?

GeminiDelta
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*Squirms in stasis bubble* Hey, let me out! ...Did we even get the horsemen back? *sniffles cutely, and has War bring me a sammich if he's back* *num num num num*

rick073
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why a stasis bubble?

throw her into a cryo tube!

Poizaz00
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Nope, no horsemen. Use some other reality tear that is harder to cut off and maybe then you will get them.

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