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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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tom0000009
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Well, I think mostly everyone here beat you too it already. Sonic is mindlessly smashing my face. I'm trying to rip Gemini's personality in half. Garriss is a ghost kitty. The new guy Poizaz00 is calling Garris who was here longer than him grasshopper, Gemini is, well, being horny. Need I say more?

rick073
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huh. well... can i kill all of you? i wonder if i could cause the sun to explode... i want to warp us all to a place with some resemblance of sanity...

Poizaz00
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I begin to scrawl in some spellmaking language;
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)
)
Want it translated?
forever(
move forward 9
spawn(6746204) #fire
if(touching anything)
spawn(27447835) #fire in every direction
explode()
)
)
I then douse it in plenty of spell primer and cast it in Rick's direction. (what makes my spells activate, the more powerful the spell the more primer it needs)

rick073
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I JUST WANT SOME SANITY IN THIS THREAD! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

i dodge the fireball thingy and move far far away from lolcatia and bide my time for the correct moment to attack(again)

tom0000009
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Seems like rick is gonna attack the city again. Next thing you know Sonic attacks us with a dragon army and screws over reality again and I end up annoying everyone by messing reality up further just for the entertainment... Uh why did I say that?

rick073
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yes yes i am... hang on a minute... HEY SONIC! WANNA SCREW THE CITY OVER LIKE OLD TIMES?

tom0000009
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What do you mean? You betrayed the city with your own army. Then we fought some decor and Old Gemini payed you to help us since you decided to go merc for a little while, then we fought Sonic who proved to be way more bad@#$ and harder to beat then you. Although I still don't know why he likes killing me so much...

rick073
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that's what i mean... me and sonic both want to drive the city into an endless chasm of despair... anyways this has gotten out of hand... someone has to destroy the city once and for all.

i plant 50 nuclear charges all over the city, call in 5 nuclear missiles, and detonate the charges right before the missiles hit.

tom0000009
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Well, that's gonna take some time to do. I guess I'll go leave the city and get to a safe place before the bombs go off.

CommanderDude7
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I punch the nuclear things away from the city. Because I am heavy.

theEPICgameKING
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LEAVE GEMINI ALONE GO****IT! IF YOU WANT HER TO BE WHAT SHE USED TO THEN LEAVE HER ALONE AND STOP TRYING TO ****IN' RIP HER PERSONALITY! Vekel warps away from the bullets, then encases the charges in magical blast shields, following with a natural EMP pulse from his body, rendering the missiles harmless. "Do you want me to keep defending or what? If you guys act like retards I'll leave and so will gemini..."

rick073
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i am actually acting somewhat sanely... its just the others...

the missiles would still explode... the warheads detonate on impact... so even if the guidance system and engines were toast, gravity would pull them towards lolcatia, the fins would keep then facing warhead down, and they would blow up.

Poizaz00
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I make a bunker of indestructium and plate it with lead and get in.
I also import dehydrated food pellets and a LOT of clean water. (the pellets are the grow in water type, if possible)

sonicheroes95
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rick, i'm kinda worried about the next wave to be honest. maybe if everyone pisses me off.

rick073
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rick073
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why are you worried? if i actually get what i want, Lolcatia with be nothing more than a radioactive smoking crater by the next wave...

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