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Kylelolcat

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Posted November 12, '11 9:22pm UTC

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!\r\nEnemies:\r\nReality: 100% unstable\r\nProgress:\r\nStatus:\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nImmunity:\r\nNeutrals:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: Poobaloofa,\r\nCritical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45\r\nDead: rick073\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning): Poobaloofa\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 290,000/300,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)\r\n5/5 Missile Turrets\r\n5/5 Laser Turrets\r\nAnti-Artillery Tower\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nLv.2 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)\r\n0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n0/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n0/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)\r\n0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)\r\n30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)\r\n0/20 Spiders (Demonic)\r\n0/20 Goliaths (Private)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)\r\n0/30 Jedi (Knights)\r\n0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)\r\n9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)\r\n0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)\r\n7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)\r\nLv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)\r\nLv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)\r\nLv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)\r\n\r\nWell, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.\r\n\r\nSO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 1:38am UTC

you forget that even if i die, those nukes are still gonna level Lolcatia...

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Garriss

1,023 posts

Nomad

Posted December 17, '11 1:38am UTC

I don't like androids... though I wanna see how a girl feels like... * Get's in Gemini's body * ... This feels weird... * Quickly goes out *

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 1:46am UTC

garriss... WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT??? WHY MAN???

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted December 17, '11 1:48am UTC

Really? *Teleports the nukes to somewhere abandoned* Now Lolcatia won't be bothered by the nukes now.

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Garriss

1,023 posts

Nomad

Posted December 17, '11 1:57am UTC

IT'S HORRIBLE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * JUMPS INTO RICK BODY AND STARTS SHOOTING AT GEMINI *

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 2:23am UTC

I use a vacuum to trap Garriss, who is writhing in pain because Rick is being chemically tenderised alive. Rick deserves such treatment to stop this repeating. I hope Rick gets into the epic dead category.

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted December 17, '11 2:34am UTC

*Possessed by Garriss.* o///O nyah...*Blushes after he leaves, then shakes head*

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted December 17, '11 2:34am UTC

Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(DEAD)
Weaselcake (DEAD)
Pygas (DEAD)
Snyphurr (Ran off)
Vagineer (DEAD)
Heavydile (Ran Away)
Sewer Medic (DEAD)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (DEAD)
Garriss (DEAD)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: GeminiDelta
Critical: rick073, sonicheroes95, TheNameWithNoNumbers
Dead:
Epic Dead: Garriss
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 500/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $112,100 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)
Lv.1 War (50,000 HP)
Lv.1 Pestilence (35,000 HP)
Lv.1 Famine (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Death (7000 HP)

Well, Rick's nukes didn't stop the wave, get everyone killed and level Lolcatia. However, all this bickering mean that we stopped the wave, criticalled everyone and nearly leveled Lolcatia. We did get the Horsemen back as separate entities, though. Also, turns out War's a chick.

Wave 7- GMonster Mash\r\nEnemies:\r\nPainis Cupcake(DEAD)\r\nWeaselcake (DEAD)\r\nPygas (DEAD)\r\nSnyphurr (Ran off)\r\nVagineer (DEAD)\r\nHeavydile (Ran Away)\r\nSewer Medic (DEAD)\r\nKnivehand (DEAD)\r\nScombine (DEAD)\r\nGarriss (DEAD)\r\nProgress:\r\nStatus:\r\nNeutrals:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: GeminiDelta\r\nCritical: rick073, sonicheroes95, TheNameWithNoNumbers\r\nDead:\r\nEpic Dead: Garriss\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\nIn the Paradise Dimension:\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 500/300,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $112,100 ($17,000 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n6/20 Tanks\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n5/5 Missile Turrets\r\n5/5 Laser Turrets\r\nAnti-Artillery Tower\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nAttacking force:\r\n6/20 Goliaths (Private)\r\n25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)\r\n400/400 Axemen (Soldier)\r\n99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)\r\n18/20 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)\r\n5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)\r\n20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)\r\n40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)\r\n10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)\r\nLv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)\r\nLv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)\r\nLv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)\r\nLv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)\r\nLv.1 War (50,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Pestilence (35,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Famine (15,000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Death (7000 HP)\r\n\r\nWell, Rick's nukes didn't stop the wave, get everyone killed and level Lolcatia. However, all this bickering mean that we stopped the wave, criticalled everyone and nearly leveled Lolcatia. We did get the Horsemen back as separate entities, though. Also, turns out War's a chick.

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Garriss

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Posted December 17, '11 2:45am UTC

* Breaks free of vacuum and escapes as a were-cat with dark fur * It was horrible in their! You need to clean that! * Stops running and realizes is in front of Gemini * ... Um, hi?

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 2:49am UTC

I didn't get criticalled
Not that I want to, but please fix

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 2:50am UTC

i'm gonna take out the amputator and use the taunt to heal everyone, then the kritzcrit or something like that and taunt to heal myself.

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GeminiDelta

437 posts

Nomad

Posted December 17, '11 2:53am UTC

o~o kitteh! *Picks up garriss and pets, then attempts to feed him some ham*

WHAT THE HELL WAR IS NOT A CHICK. ...OH GOD, I'M GAY...BI...EVERYTHING?! *Has had many passionate nights with War...and the other horsemen. Good times...?*

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Garriss

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Posted December 17, '11 2:56am UTC

* Breaks free and ruffles own hair with hand * * Tail swaying slowly and ears flattened to his head * I'm not a pet!

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 17, '11 2:58am UTC

I make a dispenser and pressure pad drive-through 2 lane potion stand filled with splash health potions. I then tell everybody to pass through.

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theEPICgameKING

807 posts

Farmer

Posted December 17, '11 2:59am UTC

I guess I didn't die with Sacrificial Shield then? ...Ok.

"Alright men let's repair the wall! All hands on de-wait, this isn't a ship...Er, all hands to the wall! Fix it! As for me..." Vekel walks to the Lolcatian Church of Ceiling cat, and prays for divine repair from him, Sketch Cat, and Long Cat. "Oh, adorable entities of power, I make this sacrifice of many fish to you..." he tends to the fire, cooking several dozen flounder, salmon, and trout at once. Yeah, he's a chef too. "...Please empower your believers to stop fighting amongst themselves and repair the Holy City..."

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