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Kylelolcat

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Posted November 12, '11 9:22pm UTC

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!\r\nEnemies:\r\nReality: 100% unstable\r\nProgress:\r\nStatus:\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nImmunity:\r\nNeutrals:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged: Poobaloofa,\r\nCritical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45\r\nDead: rick073\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning): Poobaloofa\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 290,000/300,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)\r\n5/5 Missile Turrets\r\n5/5 Laser Turrets\r\nAnti-Artillery Tower\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\nLv.2 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)\r\n0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n0/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n0/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)\r\n0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)\r\n30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)\r\n0/20 Spiders (Demonic)\r\n0/20 Goliaths (Private)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)\r\n0/30 Jedi (Knights)\r\n0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)\r\n9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)\r\n0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)\r\n7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)\r\n1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)\r\nLv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)\r\nLv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)\r\nLv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)\r\nLv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)\r\nLv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)\r\nLv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)\r\nLv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)\r\n\r\nWell, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.\r\n\r\nSO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 4:42am UTC

right.... i'm going to just slam a rasengan into rick now.

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Garriss

1,023 posts

Nomad

Posted December 16, '11 9:27am UTC

* Licks ghostly paws watching the entertainment * * Turns into cat-person *
* Goes to Gemini in bubble * * Stares at her *

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 2:25pm UTC

missiles are already inbound... even if you kill me... it will do you no good...

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 2:38pm UTC

Everybody get to the bunker!

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 5:15pm UTC

I attempt to write a spell, but i realise that I am out of primer.
I brew a goop with no gravity and a lot of surface tension. I hurl it at Rick.

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CommanderDude7

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Nomad

Posted December 16, '11 9:32pm UTC

the missiles would still explode... the warheads detonate on impact... so even if the guidance system and engines were toast, gravity would pull them towards lolcatia, the fins would keep then facing warhead down, and they would blow up.

Maybe *sniff* Maybe. But you forgot one thing.

I am Heavy

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theEPICgameKING

807 posts

Farmer

Posted December 16, '11 10:01pm UTC

"Sacrifical Shield!" Vekel's body morphs into a wall of energy, blooming outwards to protect Lolcatia from the missiles and warheads. Obviously killing him in the process. "For...Lolcatia..."

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted December 16, '11 10:05pm UTC

*Whips out a computer* I'll just hack into the missile system. *Hacks into the missiles and changes the target to some random places* Done! Now we shouldn't have to worry about the missiles.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 10:14pm UTC

Please enter codes for target transfer:______________________

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 11:06pm UTC

I make a Nether portal and release an Ethoify terraformer bot in the Nether. I then wait for it to do it's magic. (Sandstone strongholds! Enough dirt for a million dirt huts!)

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted December 16, '11 11:12pm UTC

Wait, a code? Screw this! *Abandons computer and faces the missiles* Missiles, I reject! *Sends two missiles towards the two missiles heading towards Lolcatia*

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 11:16pm UTC

... i'm gonna borrow rick and teleport us to some place special. *grabs rick and teleports us to random location, then throws a 'arty'*

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 11:33pm UTC

not sure if want... what kind of party is it?

oh btw its 10 missiles heading towards lolcatia, not 2

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Garriss

1,023 posts

Nomad

Posted December 16, '11 11:50pm UTC

* Sharpens claws * * Starts to slowly scratch the bubble where Haley is *

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted December 16, '11 11:58pm UTC

the extremely painful kind rick.

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