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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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Poizaz00
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I just want to watch people who want to watch the world burn burn.

tom0000009
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I just want to watch people who want to watch people who want to watch the world burn literally.

theEPICgameKING
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From batman? I'd rather not. ...Can we get...card soldiers? Like...Alice and wonderland card soldiers? That'd be fun.

sonicheroes95
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sure. just hire Luxord for it... actually, can we hire organization XIII members...

theEPICgameKING
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...*Holding a deck of magic cards* Stole these from him, actually. *Cuts the deck and throws some at sonic to attack him*

Kylelolcat
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Wave 8- Dark Super Part 1
Enemies:
Dark Super Aspect (120,000 HP)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical: EVERYONE
Dead: theEPICgameKING, GeminiDelta, bigfatkitty
Epic Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa,
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 129,610/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $0 ($17,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
25/500 Swordsmen (Recruit)
400/400 Axemen (Soldier)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
18/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
20 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.2 Heavygator (25,000 HP)
Lv.1 Creeper Captain (500 HP)
Lv.1 War (50,000 HP)
Lv.1 Pestilence (35,000 HP)
Lv.1 Famine (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Death (7000 HP)

A wash of chaotic energy can be felt across the city...and what else would appear but DARK SUPER! Well, a small fragment of its power, at least.

@sonicheroes95(I): The Kritzkreig and Amputator do not provide enough healing to move your status.

@GeminiDelta: You gotta admire her ability to conceal a strap-on. And hey, can't you be awesome without being a guy?(Sexist...)GO AWAY SNARKBOT. We do not have the money to throw a party. And we even have Pinkie Pie!

@Poizaz02(III): This would work, but the Redstone connections are being a humongous *****. As for the drones, the little nanodrones repair 10 wall.

@theEPICgameKING: Oh yeah. *DEAD*

@tom0000009(III): At this low state, all the money gives you a 1=1 ratio.

@rick073(III): You killed Gemini! *******!

@CommanderDude7(I): GOOD IDEA! Starting this wave, everyone gets three posts for each of my posts!

@Garriss(III): You can't possess rick, but you do cancel that nuke.

bigbubba99: NO.

@bigfatkitty: You unleash 20,000 damage and die!

Dark Super Aspect sings at your pain! "When I see you cryyy, it makes me smiiile!"

Poizaz00
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I make a "simple" timer dispenser retriever and warehouse restocking dispenser with arrows. I then move it around with the craft controller, (being careful to disconnect from the pipeline), and fire away. I also call in General Spaz and coordinate an en masse creeper attack, with creepers of all kinds, like the festive creeper, which throws TNT, the earth creeper, which erects a giant dirt cube, the water creeper, which floods the area, the fire creeper, which burns everything around it down, and the magma creeper, which explodes into a lava pool.

rick073
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can i be on the side of dark super? PLZ. i take a serrated knife and stick it in one of poizaz's eye sockets... then i... ummmmm... you know what nevermind... i was about to do something EXTREMELY disturbing to poizaz...

Poizaz00
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I stick a highly overvoltage cattle prod into Rick's face, and erect an E2 sphere that always blocks anything that Rick tries to do.
I then put him into a cage and treat him like a monkey.

theEPICgameKING
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"...Crap." Vekel's ghost floats over to the Gamma commander suit. Possessing it, he walks back to his body and gathers his stuff, equiping Hydranite and snatching Painbringer from Gemini's corpse. "How dare you steal this from me...meh." Annoyed at having to possess the suit, Vekel soulcasts "Omniheal" to heal everyone, then charges Dark Super. "Someone revive my body, this suit feels weird!"

rick073
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I love futuristic cloning tech... Yes, the me in the cage is a clone. ^_^

The real me is in an ACU (armored command unit) far away building an army...

GeminiDelta
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Ryuu gets revived, along with Vekel, from the horsemen. Of course bigfatkitty would be revived too. Upon revival, she grabs a crossbow, and takes posistion on lolcatia's clock tower, firing Light Arrows while the horsemen charge Dark Super with Vekel. "Divide and conquer! Distract it, kill it with fire!" she yells.

GeminiDelta
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Oh, and buy Radiation Elementals. Or, whatever, just as long as we have an elemental for each of the elements in this game. :3

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Talow H: i'm taking this. *swipes Talow C's sonic mediboom 6 card and uses it*

Talow C: ... why are you healing everyone anyway?

Talow H: because like it or not, these idiots are gonna help.

Talow C: right... anyway, who the hell is that? *points at Dark Super*

Talow H: my dark side, he basically has pure chaos and is a reality warper.

Pinkie Pieaiming the party cannon) let's throw the meanie a nice party! *fires it at Dark Super*

Talow C: ... exactly how much chaos?

Talow H: enough that it forms an aura of pure... and he broke reality when they(the idiots) used a variation of the elements of harmony to get rid of my darkness, which is why harmony's my element now... not that i know how to use it.

Talow C: remind me to shoot AA later.. and maybe Discord so basically, he's the cause of the reality breaking issues for this locker?

Talow H: yep.

Talow C: *sighs* let's get started... i don't suppose friendly fire's off for my cards now is it. *starts using the warp drive medigun to heal everyone* and right here is a timeline split between this thread and memetia arcade.

Garriss
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I join my undead army with Dark Super. Then with my biggest healing diamonds I heal myself. After that I get out my were-cat bow and start shooting at the defenders using fire arrows, exploding arrows and elemental arrows. With a teleport arrow I get inside Lolcatia and slice a dagger at a random girl commanding horsemen.

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