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SilvrDrakon
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Luposlipaphobia is the fear of being chased around a kitchen table by timber wolves on a newly waxed floor, while wearing woolen socks.

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SwordAndShield
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No. I do not. Do you have this fear?

SilvrDrakon
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No... Although, I find it disturbing that someone would make such a thing.

devsaupa
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This is one of those diseases that are in the broad category of "you need serious help". The diseases like this that are so out there are signs that you have issues that need to be addressed.

master565
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This isn't an actual thing, it's a joke from a far side comic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e355/ska_is_life/luposlipaphobia.jpg

devsaupa
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How dare you trick me and catch me at a time that I didn't bother to look this up OP. From now on I am always verifying "facts". -_-

cornholiobungholio
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Yes, yes I do. Before this I've never thought of this conept...but now that I do...it sounds horrible and the comic helps me realize it's awful. :P

Peter20
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no thats silly "woolen socks" what a joke everyone knows its its only scary with cotton socks

aamer13
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i do thats whys i never eat on a kitchen table or wear wool socks or wax the floor or let timber wolfs in my house

Chryosten
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Nope. That would just be silly. And I know this is irrelevant but this thread reminded me of this phobia:
http://colbyandleila.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/anatidaephobia.png

SilvrDrakon
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I knew it was a joke, thats why i put it up. to see if other people knew what it was...

invalid777
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Wow I really need to see the person who made up that term.

Patrick2011
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Wow I really need to see the person who made up that term.


The term "luposlipaphobia" is from the Far Side, which was created by Gary Larson.
ultimatesanta
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i have it. it actually happened to me once

aamer13
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1 question wouldnt the wolves also slip on the newly waxed floor?

XVERB
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1 question wouldnt the wolves also slip on the newly waxed floor?


yes. but since they have 4 legs they would most likely be able to maneuver much better than humans. Humans suck at everything.
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