Anti-jokes are jokes that are funny because they're not . . . here are some examples:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a truck. Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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What's green and has wheels? - Grass, I lied about the wheels. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? - We are both lawyers. Knock knock. - Come in.
So a little kid runs up to a pedophile and says, "Hey mister, want to help me fly my kite?"
The pedophile was slightly, how should we say, amused by the kid. So he turned to the child and said, "I'm sorry, but I have a disease that makes me dangerous to be around you unsupervised. You should probably go home."