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psychoraven
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Anti-jokes are jokes that are funny because they're not . . .
here are some examples:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a truck.
Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

If you still don't get what they are search it up on Wikipedia Add your owns below =D

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MegaIPOD
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Shepherd

What did santa say to little timmy?
HOHOHOHO

soccerdude2
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Shepherd

What did the little girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?


Cancer

acmed
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Nomad

Want to hear a clean joke?

Johnny took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Bubbles was a man.

And.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what will it be?"

The duck did not say anything because it is a duck.

invalid777
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Nomad

Isn't there a meme called Anti Joke Chicken? In that case, everyone could just use Copy and Paste.

gamer1111111
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Farmer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

acmed
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Nomad

A dyslexic walks into a bar, gets a drink, and goes home. Nobody was aware of his affliction.

sdpoijgpaq
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Why did the lion get lost in the jungle? Because it was big.

I got that off Jimmy ... um I don't know his last name. I did but I forgot. anyway i got that off a british comedian

CalvinKidd137
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Nomad

What was the first word John said to Becky? Hi how are (which is actually 3 words)

SirGene
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SirGene
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Nomad

A man walks into a bar. ouch!

acmed
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acmed
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Nomad

If Johnny has 40 candy bars, and eats 27, what does he have?

Diabetes.

ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your ugly face

thepunisher93
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Nomad

I find this one funny which I heard in a movie
"An Irish man tried to blow up a car but burned his lips off exhaust pipe"
(Still dont know why it was an Irish, not a scott or english?)

auggy2627liveca
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Shepherd

What did the Chinese guy say to the Portuguese guy?

Nothing, The Chinese guy doesn't speak Portuguese.

ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Why didn't the women jump on the bridge?
Becuase she had no balls

Chryosten
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Herald

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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