Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I speed up time to the day when perrykid dies, thus leaving the game in limbo. Bladerunner, who is not the creator of the game, gets off his computer, gets a job, and gets married, regardless if he had a job or was married before.
I use my botanist powers to make the tree grow fruit, and I eat one. It is Yggdrasil-flavored.
I speed up time to the day when perrykid dies, thus leaving the game in limbo. Bladerunner, who is not the creator of the game, gets off his computer, gets a job, and gets married, regardless if he had a job or was married before.
Hm...if a Dispenser will take off half my health, then i cast Regen on the party, including myself. However, due to the largness of the party, this will probably drain my mana pool to where I will be temporarily disabled, or at least my powers will be.
I take Bladerunners sword and strike at the tree with all my might
Can you steal from Bladerunner?
(I thought these rather funny when I saw it. for future reference, my sword weighs roughly 2000kg because its the sword of a norse god. since no mortal can wield it, there really is no point in trying to steal it.)
Because of the Norse gods rumbling laughter, The tree shakes ominously.
How about sacrificing my Mjolnir pendant? Also, since the pendant gave me +20 hp, and the hurricane, tooke away 15 hp, does that mean I have 105 hp?
Yes, on both.
You sacrifice your pendant and find out how the mind of a human works.
Hm...if a Dispenser will take off half my health, then i cast Regen on the party, including myself. However, due to the largness of the party, this will probably drain my mana pool to where I will be temporarily disabled, or at least my powers will be.
Yes, you only gain 5 HP per turn for 10 turns. Your powers are disabled for two turns. You faint for one turn.
Because of the Norse gods rumbling laughter, The tree shakes ominously.
No.
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend Kylelolcat
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222
Oh, I don't get disabled, OK. So I use my new knowledge of the human mind to influence North Korea's new dictator's mind to fire all of his nukes at Ygdrassil.
