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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679
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Fine, I use a necromancy spell, only on Yggdrasil's surrounding area, when I'm not near the area, to bring bones back to life, under my control and attack the trees.


I let the Sub-Trees feel the wrath of Sub-Zero(from Mortal Kombat) by blasting them with Ice and Frost.


I use a flame thrower that shoots greek fire, and dry pine needles.


I shoot my Death Star at the Sub-Trees


I redirect the power of the sun into one concentrated cutter beam. I then mince the sub-trees and set the rattler rotary tank to attack them (Rattler does Percussive Cannon Fire x5 every attack) I also shoot a GAC at the trees. (GAC is a giant artillery cannon that is so powerful that it makes craters). I then place down 50 biome busters, (ubermegatnt, which is so powerful that it should hit every tree and subtree) and light them.


okay, fine. the sub-trees are dead. not going to even bother calculating the damage because after 2100 damage, it didn't matter.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
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thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree: 38,999,999,999,878 HP

Weather: wet fog
ground condition: moist
Santi_
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I clear away the fog using my powers, then make a giant cyborg dog, and make it attack Yggdrasil.

Bladerunner679
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I clear away the fog using my powers, then make a giant cyborg dog, and make it attack Yggdrasil.


the fog is cleared, and the dog attacks, but the tree's guardian, a dragon, awakens (I posted something about this a while back) and battles the dog. the dragon wins.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health: 100,000hp

Tree: 38,999,999,999,878 HP

Weather: sunny
ground condition: moist

(with the guardian unleashed, all players suffer from the guardian's special attack, "Thor's bellow", a lightning attack. this attack damages each player that attacks per turn of 5hp until the guardian is killed.)
Santi_
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This isn't an attack, just a question, so, did my dog harm the dragon in any way?

undeniable_fox
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I summon the swords Dáinsleif, Fafnir and Hrómund, which appear to float above my head. After regaining most of my psychic strength I throw them as daggers at the Yggdrasil

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I atttempt to do client-side modding.

Bladerunner679
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This isn't an attack, just a question, so, did my dog harm the dragon in any way?


a fair question. the dog damaged the dragon by 6000hp.

I summon the swords Dáinsleif, Fafnir and Hrómund, which appear to float above my head. After regaining most of my psychic strength I throw them as daggers at the Yggdrasil


the guardian breathes a special fire at the daggers, which causes 2 of them to change course. only one hits the tree, the other two hit the ground. the dagger does major damage.

-2000hp

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lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
94,000hp

Tree: 38,999,999,997,878 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, raining
ground condition: dry

(with the tree's health significantly drained, the universe itself starts to unravel. random events will now occur. whether they help or hurt you is another matter. apocalyptic isn't controllable, only the weather after it.)
Bladerunner679
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I atttempt to do client-side modding.


since this game never had any clients, you cannot be a client, so you cannot mod the game.
Poizaz00
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Peasant

I enable flymode and annihilator mode and grief the tree

Santi_
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Nomad

I use my powers to remove all oxygen from the area where the dragon and the Tree are.

halomaniac64
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Nomad

I buy a sick sheep and send it towards the dragon so it will get sick.

Chryosten
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Herald

I summon all five parts of Exodia to battle with the Guardian.

Bladerunner679
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I enable flymode and annihilator mode and grief the tree


I use my powers to remove all oxygen from the area where the dragon and the Tree are.


I buy a sick sheep and send it towards the dragon so it will get sick.


I summon all five parts of Exodia to battle with the Guardian.


apocalyptic event: all attacks reverse polarity, and heal the tree.

+3000hp

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
94,000hp

Tree: 39,000,000,000,878 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, raining
ground condition: dry
halomaniac64
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I get a laser pointer and point it at the dragons eye.

Bladerunner679
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after this one, I'm going to sleep for the night.

I get a laser pointer and point it at the dragons eye.


the dragon is flying too fast for you to target its eye.

I get a Dautherdaert from Eragon and throw it at the dragon.


(was wondering when somebody would use that reference) the dautherdaert is thrown, but you barely miss the dragon. the dragon, seeing you have the weapon, breathes ice at you, freezing you solid.

-30hp:UDude21

-5hp:all who attacked this turn and the previous one (forgot to do that to you guys)

temporarily disabled:UDude21

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
94,000hp

Tree: 39,000,000,000,878 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, raining
ground condition: dry
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