Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
Fine, I use a necromancy spell, only on Yggdrasil's surrounding area, when I'm not near the area, to bring bones back to life, under my control and attack the trees.
I let the Sub-Trees feel the wrath of Sub-Zero(from Mortal Kombat) by blasting them with Ice and Frost.
I use a flame thrower that shoots greek fire, and dry pine needles.
I shoot my Death Star at the Sub-Trees
I redirect the power of the sun into one concentrated cutter beam. I then mince the sub-trees and set the rattler rotary tank to attack them (Rattler does Percussive Cannon Fire x5 every attack) I also shoot a GAC at the trees. (GAC is a giant artillery cannon that is so powerful that it makes craters). I then place down 50 biome busters, (ubermegatnt, which is so powerful that it should hit every tree and subtree) and light them.
okay, fine. the sub-trees are dead. not going to even bother calculating the damage because after 2100 damage, it didn't matter.
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players) Santi_
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222 billy285
I clear away the fog using my powers, then make a giant cyborg dog, and make it attack Yggdrasil.
the fog is cleared, and the dog attacks, but the tree's guardian, a dragon, awakens (I posted something about this a while back) and battles the dog. the dragon wins.
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players) Santi_
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222 billy285
Guardian's health: 100,000hp
Tree: 38,999,999,999,878 HP
Weather: sunny ground condition: moist
(with the guardian unleashed, all players suffer from the guardian's special attack, "Thor's bellow", a lightning attack. this attack damages each player that attacks per turn of 5hp until the guardian is killed.)
I summon the swords Dáinsleif, Fafnir and Hrómund, which appear to float above my head. After regaining most of my psychic strength I throw them as daggers at the Yggdrasil
This isn't an attack, just a question, so, did my dog harm the dragon in any way?
a fair question. the dog damaged the dragon by 6000hp.
I summon the swords Dáinsleif, Fafnir and Hrómund, which appear to float above my head. After regaining most of my psychic strength I throw them as daggers at the Yggdrasil
the guardian breathes a special fire at the daggers, which causes 2 of them to change course. only one hits the tree, the other two hit the ground. the dagger does major damage.
-2000hp
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players) Santi_
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222 billy285
(with the tree's health significantly drained, the universe itself starts to unravel. random events will now occur. whether they help or hurt you is another matter. apocalyptic isn't controllable, only the weather after it.)
I get a laser pointer and point it at the dragons eye.
the dragon is flying too fast for you to target its eye.
I get a Dautherdaert from Eragon and throw it at the dragon.
(was wondering when somebody would use that reference) the dautherdaert is thrown, but you barely miss the dragon. the dragon, seeing you have the weapon, breathes ice at you, freezing you solid.
-30hp:UDude21
-5hp:all who attacked this turn and the previous one (forgot to do that to you guys)
temporarily disabled:UDude21
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend UDude21
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players) Santi_
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222 billy285