Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I gulp down an accelerator and mutter "crack". I then drain the energy of the tree and the dragon to fuel a giant sphere of mana. I then smash it into the ground, making giant cracks which hopefully hurt the tree even more.
I create a well of chaos magic by the tree. Combined with the chaotic nature of the universe ATM, I have no idea what the **** this is going to do.
simple, it trigers the next apocalyptic event. all attacks double in power (remember, I said each event has a random consequence, that could help or hurt your attacks).
all attacks: +100% (for this turn only)
I gulp down an accelerator and mutter "crack". I then drain the energy of the tree and the dragon to fuel a giant sphere of mana. I then smash it into the ground, making giant cracks which hopefully hurt the tree even more
The ball of mana soon becomes unstable due to the chaos magic that is feeding into it. the ball soon envelops you, and you turn into a magically charged rocket aimed straight at the guardian. the guardian receives massive damage, but you do as well.
-3000hp: guardian
-80hp: Poizaz00
I use Eight Trigrams 64 Palms on the tree?
due to the tree's heavy ironbark, all you do on the attack is break your fingers.
-5hp: Sparx0
I feed some of the exposed roots of Yggdrassil into a deluxe-size Blendtec(tm) Blender.
No, you attempted to blend it, but when you fed the roots in, they tangled the blender, and caused it to explode. you were close enough to the blast to receive some damage.
-10hp:spikkle
-10hp:all attackers (dragon's power was doubled by the chaos magic)
the chaos well soon burned out and the apocalyptic event ended.
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend UDude21
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players) Santi_
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32 Alexandra222 billy285
I force half of my North Koreans to go toward the tree and the gaurdian, when they get in close proximity, they self destruct, while I am a far distance away.
I make a heavy and violent thunderstorm for a month in anger of all those that want to kill the tree. (however many turns you want to make it, Blade...)
