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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679
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Oh, and you forgot


you're right, I absolutely did forget. sorry about that.

ok, let's try using water magic to soak the tree, then lightning magic to electrify the water.


lol, wood doesn't conduct electricity. if you used straight lightning, the wood would've burned, but you soaked the wood so...

Fire retarded: Yggdrasil (this turn only)

I decide to test out my new powers by forming giant claws out of chaos and attacking the tree like a crazed wild animal.


the mere thought of the claws makes them appear on your hands out of pure chaos energy. the ironbark is torn away like butter. the wood doesn't fare much better either, but eventually, the wood's soothing magics start to cancel out the spell.

-25,000,000hp

I decide to take a diamond encrusted drill (since diamond is the strongest object known to man) and drill into the tree. The drill is fairly big and really long, and its powered by electricity and hooked up to a working generator.(I think that covers everything that can go wrong)


lol, you would be right, if this game had no magic involved. since the tree is magically charged, the ironbark has the actual hardness of adamantium (those of you who read comic books should know about this metal). your drill only goes so far before it shatters.

-25,000hp

I mean with magic. I make a giant fireball in the crown of the tree.


lol, the top of the tree is really high up actually. so high up, in fact, that oxygen is scarce there. the fireball burns away the oxygen, literally burning itself out.

-5,000hp

I use one turn to study my powers and (Hopefully) grow stronger.


your turn of studying pays off. you soon learn how to engulf yourself in flames, and animate the very fire you control. (animate means bring to life. you cna now create one-turn minions from your fire abilities. you can also surround yourself in fire to protect against ice attacks, and give yourself a boost in melee damage).

I use my control ability to literally take the nitrogen out of the tree.


I use lightning on the tree.


lol, thanks to sonicheroes95's attempt to electrocute the tree, the lightning has no effect.

(lol, you're no fun, but I'll allow it)the tree's nitrogen is extracted. the ironbark is turned brittle for the next turn only.

-50% Defense: yggdrasil (next turn)

Aspect I want to improve? I become more holy and cleanse myself of sins by meditating and praying.


(you're on the right track, but you just haven't hit the mark yet) your powers become stronger, and you now know how to summon dead heroes from valhalla (NPCs of course).

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Angels: (ultimate good mages)

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree:2,496,473,642,950HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: wet
Wind: Strong
light_chaser
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I make a fire minion with large, sharp, fire claws, and attack the tree with it. Also while my minion is attacking, I flame my fist into a huge fireball, and punch the tree. If it is fire retardent, I study my powers more.

Santi_
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I tear a hole straight through the crust under the tree, releasing magma, while I send radiation from a coronal mass ejection from the Sun, straight at the tree, bypassing Earth's atmosphere, and magnetic field.

Bladerunner679
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I make a fire minion with large, sharp, fire claws, and attack the tree with it. Also while my minion is attacking, I flame my fist into a huge fireball, and punch the tree. If it is fire retardent, I study my powers more.


(it was fire retarded last turn, no worries) you and your minion tear away at the tree, and burn what couldn't be torn. however, the burning wood releases more CO2 that kills off your minion, and interupts the flame on your body.

-250,000hp

I tear a hole straight through the crust under the tree, releasing magma, while I send radiation from a coronal mass ejection from the Sun, straight at the tree, bypassing Earth's atmosphere, and magnetic field.


I can't believe I have to remind the norse hero these two things.

first: the gods (perrykid) ended the possibility of lava burning the tree. second, radiation doesn't affect the tree (as stated quite a few pages back). no damage.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Angels: (ultimate good mages)

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree:2,496,473,642,950HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: wet
Wind: Strong

(going to bed. won't be able to answer any more posts for about 8.5 more hours.)
light_chaser
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Peasant

Ok, so, now I study my powers more, and while I am doing that, I create a tube of fire, and direct it at the tree.

Santi_
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Nomad

Sorry, hard to remember every single resistance of the tree. I take the matter on the inside of the tree, and compact them to one single space, then heat it up, compact it more, so that several peices are in one space at one time, cause it to create a hole in the fabric of space-time (I watched a lot of discovery channel when I was 5 Okay?) and make a hand sized black hole inside the tree. After I'm far away, and after a few hours, I take all of the matter the black hole has taken, and force it out in one massive explosion. I make sure, I am as far as it as possible.
1. I don't know if you can do this, and I apologize in advance if you can't.
2. If this works, everyone else Run For Your Lives!

Chess341
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I Run For My Life.

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

If that's not possible, then I carry on with my attack, if not, I RUN FOR MY LIFE.

epicness01
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I get a bunch of nuclear missiles, set them right next to the tree, fly a jet clear to the other side of the earth, and detonate them from there.

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I erect a teleporter entrance near the tree, and hurl the exit towards the hills. I tell everyone to enter, and if they do, I will enter, and sap the exit so no explosions and stuff will be teleported.

gameplayer101
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Peasant

I politely ask anyone with fire powers to form a GIGANTIC ball of fire next to the tree, then ask santi THE EPIC to make another small black hole in the center of the fire (so it would be like a sun), creating a white dwarf. I would then throw a couple iron bars into it, causing it to rapidly expand (up to 100 times bigger) and engulf the tree (the iron bark would fuel the sun EVEN MORE) creating an explosion that could destroy the tree, and probably even 6/7 of the continents. If anyone says yes, I would RUN FOR MY LIFE TO ANTARTICA

Chess341
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Shepherd

I do as gameplayer101 does.

Santi_
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Nomad

No, you need me for your plan gameplayer, and I say no.

SubZero007
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Peasant

I already left a few turns ago to meditate.

gameplayer101
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Peasant

LOL. is it asking for world destruction to kill a tree or running to Antarctica? (i would just get into poizaz's teleporter, it our best chance if me and santi's attacks work.

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