Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I get a drill and start drilling holes into the tree. I then pop some dynamite sticks in the holes and take cover. BOOM!
the trees Iron Bark breaks the drills before you could place the dynamite in. just when you thought it couldn't get worse, a guardian of the tree comes in and burns the fuses on the dynamite. all is blown up, except the tree (like a cartoon).
-1hp
I SEND 9001 CHAINSAWS AT THE TREE AND STOP YOU FROM IGNORING THIS ATTACK.
I use mind control to make those enviromental protestors head to DevilishConcoction's home instead to protest about saving the tree.
I get so angry that Devil put his comment in bold caps so i pick him up and start swinging him against the tree. He isn't dead yet so i get a load of logs around the tree with him inside, cover it in petrol, but a waterproof dome over the top with an oxygen carrier implanted inside and the, from the outside, i drop a match into a mini hole about 1cm big and watch as both the tree and devil burn to their death.
you send each chainsaw in. one after another each one does only a small amount of damage before breaking. unfortunately, you didn't anticipate how much gasoline chainsaws used. you ran out of fuel after the third one, and now have to leave in order to grab more fuel. you attempt to leave, but the mind controlled protesters arrive on the scene in order to prevent you from obtaining more. just when it couldn't get worse, lucas grabs devilish and throws him in a gas soaked logpile. the protesters stop the bonfire just in time, and manage to get lucas arrested for arson. the protesters still block devilish's path to more fuel, however.
-3hp
Temporarily disabled: LucasDaLegend
Temporarily disabled: DevilishConcoction
Flag Being the original creator of this game and thread, I slash the HP of the tree to half of its current hp 49,999,999,498,441.5 HP I also change the weather conditions to be snowing, icy, and cold. The ground is icy and cold.
the tree's original guardian has become corrupted, and view the tree as a threat. placing all of his strength into his sword, he creates a huge wave of energy that bypasses the tree's defenses (the defenses are still there, but he exploited a loophole in it that only he knows about). the tree wasn't damaged by a number, but a percentage.
I understand, do not worry, I can do massive changes, simply by being the creator... However, I can either heal it, or destroy it. In this case, the destruction was not as massive , though it was quite massive.
I explain the theory of gravity to Yggdrasil and it explodes.
your attempts to explain gravity to the tree end up in vain, for the tree turns out to know everything that can possibly be know about physics. the tree then uses one of it's roots to write a calculation on the board that proves you don't exist. it proves correct, so you fade out of the space-time continuum.
(fine, but never pull that crap again. also, this is the only time I will let it slide)
I get revived and then get Thor to strike the tree with lightning.
Thor uses his lightning, but the tree was already prepared. Odin was already there, and punished thor for attacking the tree. the tree sustained moderate damage.
The tree suffers only aestheic damages, due to the fact that the tree's ironbark is about 3inches thick.
-10hp
cast the spell Full-Cure!!
(wtf!) the spell wasn't strong enough to fully cure it, but it did return 500 health to the tree. the men who tied you up before see you do this, and start attacking you. they leave you heavily wounded, bleeding on the ground. they also cast a curse on the tree that prevents any future healing. +500hp
the original maker of this game said you were being stupid. I may be the new arbiter, but I'm going to allow him to make changes if he wants to. I owe him that much.
