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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Kylelolcat
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I meditate on how we can possilbly destroy the tree faster than we are right now.

Chess341
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Shepherd

I fire (with his permission) Santi out of the Santi cannon while he is using the Santi Hammer and Santi Sword.

Santi_
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Nomad

Hey Chess, I'll do that next turn, I want to try something with that. Just wait a little while.

gameplayer101
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Peasant

I cut the rope and kill the rat. I then use small burstS of magical heat to accelerate particles into a Higs boson. I then form this higs boson into 5 anti-matter levithan eggs. I put each anti-egg onto an egg, cancelling it out and sending a burst of energy. All extra eggs i throw at the tree.I harness the energy into another jar, hoping to get another jar of "open when life seems bleak."

Bladerunner679
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Since I don't have any of those psychotic ****** powers that people are posting, I'll just fling a knife at the tree.


the knife bounces off.

OMG! I missed a turn! Anyways, I research if there is any material that contain holy fire. If that works, I attempt to make a sniper rifle and repeat the attack of my last post. If that doesn't work, I kneel at an Ancient Norse area of Holiness and ask for my arrows to be blessed by the gods with extra damage. I then load the tree with as many arrows as I can put downrange without falling asleep.


wow that was a mouthful, oh well. your research turns up a special metal that was said to be lost to myth, but you don't know where to begin to find it.

your prayer is answered, and you get a bonus to your attack this turn.

you manage to fire 50 high charge arrows before you start feeling drained. each arrow does about 5,000 damage.

-250,000hp

I try to climb the mountain, and talk to that warrior.


when you get to the top, you see the warrior meditating in a circle of runes. when you get close, the runes glow, and he tells you that you must cross this circle before he can answer any questions (in order to do so, you must think up the most creative attack that your mind can muster, and unleash it on the circle)

I create a rock golem to smash the tree with it's rocky fists.


you know what, sparx0 is absolutely right, the eggs are hatching right about now. you see hundreds of tiny leviathans swimming in the water, and they devour the magic that is animating your golem.

I take Santi's Santi Hammer, combine it with a banhammer, stick it in my transmutation tablet to learn it, and give it back to Santi.
I then put a fully charged Klien Star Omega and get as many Santi Ban Hammers as I can.
I then combine them into a Cluster Santi Ban Hammer and use it on the tree.
I then use a Destruction Catalyst on the tree to make a hole, which I stuff full of thermite and ignite.
I then sap the power of the rift to make a giant fireball of Cursed Flames at the crown of the tree.
I then use an aquatic amulet to make it rain, a Swift Wolf's Rending Gale to make it storm, and the aforesaid Swift Wolf's Rending Gale to fly.
I then use one of it's abilities, to make thunder strike an object, at the tree.
I then crazy-combo it a few times into an attack that I call Tesla Crash.
I then repeatedly use Tesla Crash on the tree until I run out of energy in my Klien Star Omega.


I always enjoy these creative posts, but I do wish you did what santi did, and posted them out slowly over time in increments. if you do it all at once, the whole chain breaks at one weak link, and you won't be able to protect yourself if anything goes awry.

if you want to use santi hammer, you need santi_'s permission. also, do you remember the dragon that I talked about previous turn ender? yeah, he's not letting you get to the rift.

nice try though.

Umm, I am allowed to talk, right?


all dead players can talk, they just can't attack, and players can decide whether or not to ignore you. consider yourself a spirit of guidance, lol.

meditate on how we can possilbly destroy the tree faster than we are right now.


your other half tells you of a special way to kill the tree, but you must consume the souls of 2 other players. you can do that by attempting to kill them yourself. they can attack back, but you need to give them the ending blow. the more powerful the player, the more likely the plan of your other half will work. (remember, your other half is insane, but he is very powerful. whether or not you go for it is your call)

Well since the island is flooded, I summon Leviathan to attack the tree.


leviathan starts his attack, but stops in the middle of it because the children take a higher priority than whatever the summoner commands.

cut the rope and kill the rat. I then use small burstS of magical heat to accelerate particles into a Higs boson. I then form this higs boson into 5 anti-matter levithan eggs. I put each anti-egg onto an egg, cancelling it out and sending a burst of energy. All extra eggs i throw at the tree.I harness the energy into another jar, hoping to get another jar of "open when life seems bleak."


should've done this earlier, when the children were still eggs. the anti-matter would've worked on them then, but now they can absorb energy. they convert the energy they absorbed into matter, and fire it straight at your 5 anti-matter eggs. they all explode.

once again, very creative. I'm impressed by the thought you guys are starting to put into this.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_
Poizaz00

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
epicness01
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,452,030,875 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: Flooded
Wind: minor breeze
Chryosten
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I create air platforms and walk up them until I am a few metres above the flooded island. Now I send out electricity into the water and hopefully killing the babies.

Santi_
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Nomad

Hey, Blade, I think you skipped me, ah whatever.

[i]I talk to the sword, trying to better understand and connect with it.i]

For this turn:
I go into the Santi Cannon, Destroy Chuck Norris Reference, armed with the Santi hammer and Santi sword, more Destroy Chuck Norris reference, and use the nexus to power the Santi Cannon even further. I use the sword to turn into small blades, and cover my sword and hammer, but not to fuse with it. Before I launch, I use my mechanical being to make sure that the launch is 100% safe, and wont harm me in any way. If it could harm me, I get out of the cannon as fast as I can, use the blade to cover my hand in small shards, pick up the baby leviathins, making sure to avoid the electricity, and stuff them in the Santi cannon.

SubZero007
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your other half tells you of a special way to kill the tree, but you must consume the souls of 2 other players. you can do that by attempting to kill them yourself. they can attack back, but you need to give them the ending blow. the more powerful the player, the more likely the plan of your other half will work. (remember, your other half is insane, but he is very powerful. whether or not you go for it is your call)

Not me, Kylelolcat,otherwise there would be an imbalance in the game and there would be either too much light or dark (Depending on who wins)
I study my fire for as long as it takes and cross reference it with the properties of different metals to see what is a possible metal. If that fails, I inspect the material my bow is made out of.
Poizaz00
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I then use a Destruction Catalyst on the tree to make a hole, which I stuff full of thermite and ignite.
I then use an aquatic amulet to make it rain, a Swift Wolf's Rending Gale to make it storm, and the aforesaid Swift Wolf's Rending Gale to fly.
I then use one of it's abilities, to make thunder strike an object, at the tree.
I then crazy-combo it a few times into an attack that I call Tesla Crash.
I then repeatedly use Tesla Crash on the tree until I run out of energy in my Klien Star Omega.


Fixed.

Kylelolcat
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Sub, I don't think I can kill you anyways. However...

Hey Santi_ and Poizaz00, care to sacrifice yourself so we can kill this tree way faster?

PerryKid
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I give bladerunner all of my godly powers, and morph myself to human form. I offer all of my powers to Bladerunner so that I may become like a normal human.

((yeah, I'm giving blade creator's rights... de-rank me to normal human :P))

I take a norse battleaxe and strike the tree with it.

Chess341
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Shepherd

I use the keyblade's lock ability on the tree.

Kylelolcat
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Actually, Perry, just let him demote you to hero and let me eat your soul. I have a plan...

PerryKid
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too late. I should have said angel, but I felt it was unfair.

Santi_
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Why would I sacrifice myself? I have more power than you. If anything, you should sacrifice to me or Poizaz.
@Kylelolcat

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