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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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SubZero007
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God dang it I'm tired of Sparx0 surviving! I make a lasso of holy fire and make sure I'm far away from the tree when I rope Sparx0 and drag him really far from the tree and then proceed to beat the living **** out of Sparx0 in my Golem suit and then tie him up in a bag formed with a mixture of Greek and holy fire weighted down with rocks and throw him to the bottom of the sea and use my powers to make sure he doesn't come back up or get aided by anything to give him air.

Chryosten
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I send a few cyclones at the tree and let them combine before they hit the tree.

Bladerunner679
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sorry sparx0, but people are trying way to hard to kill you. lol, glad I'm not in your position.

I spontaneously combust Sparx0's innards.
I then scorch Sparx0 with the flames, and collect heat from all around to make a very powerful heat ray, which I use on Sparx0.
I then sap his soul to power a roaring flame, which I put around his body.
I finally end him with an explosion of flame. If he is still alive, against the odds,
I use a catalyctic lens to blow him up, and the red matter shovel to spleef him into a pit.
I then fire my volcanite amulet into the pit, filling it with lava.
I then use a plasma lance (i.e. giant magnifying glass sattelite) on his body.
If he is STILL alive, I reap his remaining scraps of a soul.


lol, I'm not even going to bother calculating damage. that was so detailed, I'd be proud id it wasn't being used to kill another player.

Dead: Sparx0

I CHOSE FIRE!!!!
I laugh like a mad man, and try my previously failed attack: I form a GIGANTIC ball of fire. While it is forming, I force some helium into the center and hydrogen on the outside. I basically just made a sun on earth. I throw 5 iron bars into it and begin running for my life. The iron should force the sun into an apocalyptic stage where it expands 100 times, and the iron replaces the helium core. After it expands at temperatures equal to the sun, It should grow 100 times and then slowly shrink to white dwarf size.


(lol, I'm curious as to why nobody picks anything else. heck, I'd love to report lightning based attacks)

the magics in the air accelerates this process, and the white dwarf phase happens in minutes. unfortunately, the ammount of magic in the air is making the star unstable, and it will implode upon itself. the pure energy mixed with magic causes a tear in the space-time continuum, and essentially creates a portal in time. (I'm going to have some fun with this one)

make sure that I'm safe from the heat, then I rename the sword Opstandelsen af menneskeliv. Which is Danish for the resurrection of life. Also, can I draw the nexus I created from the sword, once I have full control of it?


the sword accepts the name, and then it becomes a white ball of light that flies into your chest. the sword is now bonded to you, allowing you to tap into the nexus that the sword absorbed, and you can summon the blade in any situation with just a thought.(one cool thing you can do with it is make it an extension of your body, so you could extend it from your arm, or other parts as well. I can explain it in greater detail if you want me to) Also, the magic from the nexus isn't specialized, it's pure. mana of the highest concentration and energy level. (this is so you don't break my rule of using magics from clases that you aren't specialized in)

I want to go for the hero quest.


you embark on your quest, and stop upon a traders' caravan.

send a few cyclones at the tree and let them combine before they hit the tree.


all of the wind and rain hits the tree, but still no real damage is done, other than knocking off some topsoil.

-200hp

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_
Poizaz00

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
epicness01

Tree:2,495,452,481,075 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: Flooded
Wind: minor breeze

(one last thing, I'm sad to see the people on the temporarily disabled list not returning. I decided to clear the list for now, and let those who got on it a pass off. I'm doing this because they apparently don't know how the disabling works. I will put them back on if they get themselves into another situation that requires me to do it, however.)
Chryosten
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I send out a thunderstorm to strike the tree multiple times. I also get a throwing dagger, charge it with electricity and throw it onto the tree trunk.

gameplayer101
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(I choose fire to do that attack specifically)(awww man, no epic damage? Well, time to have fun with it.)

I attempt to figure out how this time portal works by throwing rats on a rope in and out, with cameras on them.

Santi_
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I call out Opstandelsen af menneskeliv, and make the blade shards cover my hands, and use the powers of the nexus to take the actual portal, and open it further to make it stable (because the only way I can see a time &quotortal" to work is to have the qualtities of a black hole, where the rip in time-space is continuously ripping, and spewing its contents back into itself, faster than the speed of light, and making a make-shift wormhole through the 3rd/4th/5th dimensions, so increasing the area/perimeter of it, will stabalize it, hopefully). I try to make the portal bond with the nexus, and essentially, my bonded soul and mind. If the portal wasn't stabalized, I don't do this, and I set in my mechanical being a fail-safe, for if something goes wrong, it will reject the portal from my body, without any harm or ill side efects. Whew. That took a few minutes to type.

SubZero007
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You forgot to put Sparx0 on the Dead list!
I start researching metals that can contain holy fire, and if I find one I make a Sniper Rifle with bullets of holy fire that I then shoot at the Tree 50 times.

light_chaser
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I greet the caravan, and ask for some food+water for my quest.

Bladerunner679
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.I send out a thunderstorm to strike the tree multiple times. I also get a throwing dagger, charge it with electricity and throw it onto the tree trunk.


finally a lightning based attack. the electricity in the air strikes the tree, causing the ironbark to heat the wood inside. this reaction releases a huge mixture of gasses, including methane and other flammible ones, the remaining electricity ignites the gasses, causing a massive explosion.

-200,000hp

I attempt to figure out how this time portal works by throwing rats on a rope in and out, with cameras on them.


(lol, why do you think I gave you the whole list, so you could do the one that you think would suit you most, not the one that would give you one good attack.)

the cameras send the signal, but it is kinda patchy. the monitor shows you medeival time, durring the plague. (you might want to cut the line)

.I call out Opstandelsen af menneskeliv, and make the blade shards cover my hands, and use the powers of the nexus to take the actual portal, and open it further to make it stable (because the only way I can see a time &quotortal" to work is to have the qualtities of a black hole, where the rip in time-space is continuously ripping, and spewing its contents back into itself, faster than the speed of light, and making a make-shift wormhole through the 3rd/4th/5th dimensions, so increasing the area/perimeter of it, will stabalize it, hopefully). I try to make the portal bond with the nexus, and essentially, my bonded soul and mind. If the portal wasn't stabalized, I don't do this, and I set in my mechanical being a fail-safe, for if something goes wrong, it will reject the portal from my body, without any harm or ill side efects. Whew. That took a few minutes to type.


when you touched the portal, the nexus in your blade interacted with the rift, and fired huge levels of energy into it in order to stablize it without causing even more tearing. the tearing, however, did give you a wider range of where the portal may or may not take you.

I start researching metals that can contain holy fire, and if I find one I make a Sniper Rifle with bullets of holy fire that I then shoot at the Tree 50 times.


clever, but no metals contain holy fire. many contain properties of purity, but none hold holy fire.

I greet the caravan, and ask for some food+water for my quest.


the men give you some, but tell you that you will have to trade for more.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_
Poizaz00

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
epicness01
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,452,280,875 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: Flooded
Wind: minor breeze
Santi_
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Okay, well, may I ask what exactly is a nexus? I know it's powerful, and is part of my sword and me, so I think it may be important to know a little bit more about it.

Poizaz00
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I use a destruction catalyst on the tree again, and stuff the holes with acid.
I then attempt to disenchant the tree.
I also sap the power of the rift to let me summon a pound of thermite, which I stuff in the gaps in the tree, and ignite with a remote combustion.
I then tinker with Frankencubes, attempting to give them AI and maybe an attack or 2.

Sparx0
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Hey, I used a Heal potion that gave me 1000 hp+100=1100

1100-10-30= 1060

You probably forgot that and mistook it for 100, so right now I should have 1000 hp

Poizaz00
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Sparx, we want you gone dead or alive. Defenders are annoying.

It's enough work to take down Yggdrasil without people summoning beasts to protect it.

light_chaser
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I ask them where I can find a tome to tell me how to become a norse hero.

Chess341
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I ask Santi if I could fuse with him then use our combined power to strike the tree with Santi hammer.

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