ForumsForum GamesYggdrasil (a "Cut the Tree" Game)

2695 455016
PerryKid
offline
PerryKid
1,269 posts
Nomad

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

  • 2,695 Replies
Bladerunner679
offline
Bladerunner679
2,487 posts
Blacksmith

I try to vaporize the tree with an orbital bombardment of plasma bolts


I'm curious as to where you found the rescources to make said attack, but oh well...damage was done.

-100,000hp

I drill a hole through the Ironbark big enough for me to take a sample of the Tree's wood from the core of the tree. I then take it and bring it to a laboratory I stole from some scientists.


okay then, you do that.

Oh thank Bladerunner you mentioned that


*facepalm* me and my big mouth.

I almost forgot to take precautionary measures if that happens, and I think you know what I'm talking about Blade.


unfortunately, I do know what you are talking about.

Let's stay with the "storm" theme. I force the clouds to make it hail an unholy amount of ice. I make it stop once it's in the millions. Then take all of the hail, and seperate it into billions of small, razor-sharp shards. I put another small nexus layer around the shards, then pull some magma out of the Earth, and cover the shards in it. The nexus layer should keep the shards in their current state. I force all of the lava covered shards to the tree, then once deep inside, thanks to the lava, let go of the nexus layer. I keep the ice in the ice form, while the lava is superheating it. I do this for several minutes-hours. Then let go, again hopefully, creating another gargantuan explosion.


the first paragraph is rather unnecessary at this point in time, so I decided not to comment on it. lol, you embeded the shards in pretty deep, but what you did actually had a different effect than what you are wanting. what you essentially did was turn the lava/ice shards into micro-rockets. since they were already embedded pretty deeply into the ironbark, there was too much resistance for them to have gone any further (they would've gone farther if they weren't cooled down by the ice inside absorbing heat, turning into water to absorb even more heat, and then convert into steam). see, it would've exploded, if you had cut off any places for the steam to escape in a constant depressurization. you didn't cover the holes that they caused back up, which meant that steam had to escape in a single direction. (you may be creative, but my analysis skills, and knowledge of physics and chemistry will allow me to minimize most of the damage.)

-150,000hp

since the rest of the posts are essentially unimportant, I will cut it off from here.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,319,901,859 HP

Weather: HAIL!
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: none
epicness01
offline
epicness01
1,515 posts
Nomad

I electrically charge the clouds above. I then make the tree the opposite charge, and make both charges extremely powerful. What I hope to do is attract the hail to the tree.

SubZero007
offline
SubZero007
883 posts
Peasant

I attune myself with disease if possible.
I analyze the tree's wood, taking all the most viral diseases and adapting them to this tree, taking all possible anomaly's into consideration before releasing it.

Bladerunner679
offline
Bladerunner679
2,487 posts
Blacksmith

this post doesn't mean anything, I'm just moving it past all of the live stream threads that have plagued this section.

-Blade

Santi_
offline
Santi_
1,900 posts
Nomad

(you may be creative, but my analysis skills, and knowledge of physics and chemistry will allow me to minimize most of the damage.)


D*** you middle school!
masterofexitpath
offline
masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

I unleash Termites on the tree.

SubZero007
offline
SubZero007
883 posts
Peasant

Took me forever to find this, bumping it up through fifteen pages of shiza.

lC4l
offline
lC4l
221 posts
Nomad

I get Paul Bunyan to attack the Tree!

light_chaser
offline
light_chaser
1,044 posts
Peasant

OK, now I meditate to try to attune myself with the anvil. If that works then I forge the swords and a suit of admantine armor that will repel danger to me and never break. If all that works I travel back to the tree in a giant fireball which I jump out of at the last second before it hits the tree and hopefully knocks a chunk out of the ironbark.

~~light_chaser~~

epicness01
offline
epicness01
1,515 posts
Nomad

bump

SubZero007
offline
SubZero007
883 posts
Peasant

bump

epicness01
offline
epicness01
1,515 posts
Nomad

double-bump

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I attune myself with ice and turn the hail into a blizzard.

SubZero007
offline
SubZero007
883 posts
Peasant

Blade, update please?

Poizaz00
offline
Poizaz00
605 posts
Peasant

I take the arrow out of this thread's knee, cauterize the wound, and then shoot the bloody arrow at the tree's knee.

Showing 1126-1140 of 2695