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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679
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I would've updated this earlier, but work has been killing me.

I electrically charge the clouds above. I then make the tree the opposite charge, and make both charges extremely powerful. What I hope to do is attract the hail to the tree.


no, but creates a powerful lightning strike the actually knocks off one of the branches.

-250,000hp

I attune myself with disease if possible.
I analyze the tree's wood, taking all the most viral diseases and adapting them to this tree, taking all possible anomaly's into consideration before releasing it.


lol, I didn't know that I allowed disease to be controlled, DID I? whatever. I'll allow you to be attuned with disease, but you lose 20 health for every turn you do so (I won't allow you to heal yourself of the disease damage). the analysis of the wood shows that there is actual magical veins inside the tree that kill off regular pathogens.

-20hp: Subzero007

I unleash Termites on the tree.


the termites couldn't eat through the ironbark.

I get Paul Bunyan to attack the Tree!


paul looks up, and sees the tree is 5 times his size. he then says "I can do damage to it, but it will require half your life force"

OK, now I meditate to try to attune myself with the anvil. If that works then I forge the swords and a suit of admantine armor that will repel danger to me and never break. If all that works I travel back to the tree in a giant fireball which I jump out of at the last second before it hits the tree and hopefully knocks a chunk out of the ironbark.


the swords are created, but in order for you to make the armor, you need to give up 1/4 of your life force in order to augment the adamantium.

I attune myself with ice and turn the hail into a blizzard.


very well

I take the arrow out of this thread's knee, cauterize the wound, and then shoot the bloody arrow at the tree's knee.


...no!

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,319,651,859 HP

Weather: Blizzard
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze
light_chaser
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Ok. I will give up one quarter of my life force to make the armor.

epicness01
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I pick up the branch off the ground and bludgeon the rest of the tree with it.

Chryosten
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I summon some ice golems to attack the tree.

SubZero007
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Very well. Where would the creativity be if you had to allow everything, hmmm?
Using my knowledge of diseases, I analyze known strains for magic-resistant stuff. If there is one, I genetically engineer my own.

@IC41: Accept. Once I am done with what I am doing right now, I will do my best to heal you.

SubZero007
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Through 46 pages of freaking internet vomit you go, Yggdrasil.

epicness01
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So. Much. SPAM! I'm bumping this, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chryosten
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Le Bump! Don't want this epic forum game to be buried in all this spam.

Bladerunner679
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bump. I will make an official reply when at least one more person attacks.

-Blade

Chryosten
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Give up and just reply. With all this spam it's kinda hard to find this thread.

tunablade
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I enslave a group of goblins and make them craft me 100 sticks of dynomite. ( how ever many turns that takes)

p.s. can i attack players?

lC4l
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I allow half my life force to be spent.

Bladerunner679
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.Ok. I will give up one quarter of my life force to make the armor.


the armor is crafted, and now you can resist up to 80pts of damage per turn.

-25hp: Light_chaser
+defense:Light_chaser

.I pick up the branch off the ground and bludgeon the rest of the tree with it.


lol, I probably should've specified the size of the branch. in the most basic sense, you have no shot of lifting it.

.I summon some ice golems to attack the tree.


with the blizzard strengthening their attack by 25%, they deal heavy levels of damage.

-125,000hp

Using my knowledge of diseases, I analyze known strains for magic-resistant stuff. If there is one, I genetically engineer my own.


you found one virus, but it was too weak to actually harm the tree. it did have the gene necessary to resist magical defenses, so you created a stronger version based off of the original virus.

-20hp:subzero007

.Give up and just reply. With all this spam it's kinda hard to find this thread.


lol, perhaps you are right.

.I enslave a group of goblins and make them craft me 100 sticks of dynomite. ( how ever many turns that takes)


lol, that will take a while, but sure I will allow it. the amount of time it will take is about 5 turns. try attacking the tree while you wait.

.I allow half my life force to be spent.


Bunyan opens his mouth, takes a deep breath, and inhales your life-force. he then lifts up his axe, and then swings with the speed and strength of a demon. the tree suffers major damage.

-500,000hp

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,319,026,859 HP

Weather: Blizzard
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze

alright, I've decided to make it easier for you guys to get to this thread by posting the link for it on my profile. that should make it much easier for you guys.
tunablade
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LoL it worked I begin to dig small holes around the tree

light_chaser
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Ok, *cracks toes* here goes:

I now travel onto the island where the tree is on in a GIANT fireball. While i am traveling I slowly strengthen the fireball with dragonfire being pumped in (slowly so I dont hurt myself. When I get there I jump out of the fireball and direct it at the tree. After it hits the tree (I am hoping it knocks a chunk out of the ironbark) I go to the tree and do a 10-hit combo with my swords (I am hoping this does a lot of damage) which I made flame with dragonfire. After this i go to the moon and try to build a whole bunch of solar panels to get the suns energy. After that I build (on the moon) an energy converter and a large barrel (like a gun's). After that I wire it up to a remote, go down to earth, let it charge up, and fire it at the hole in the ironbark.

I hope this gets me to be a norse hero.

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