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Santi_
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Kasic
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Torn bread.

/end topic.

Although maybe for a more, uh, viable topic, when do you think sliced bread came about?
AfterBurner0
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when do you think sliced bread came about?


When knives were invented. derr.

As for the best thing before sliced bread was...unsliced bread?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Sliced bread came around when they found ways to keep it fresh long enough to sell it like that.

Santi_
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Kasic, maybe some idiot tore it wrong.

soccerdude2
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Ill have to go with either bread or water.

I think sliced bread came about when cavemen found out how to make bread and they sliced it with their stones.

masterperson
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I think sliced bread came about when cavemen found out how to make bread and they sliced it with their stones.


I would have to agree.
Bladerunner679
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...am I the only one who knows the cavemen didn't make bread. if anything, it was the early mesopotamians who started that.

before sliced bread, you say? probably the gun (nothing else has such an influential track record)

pepyboy2
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rocks of course!!!

xAyjAy
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the best thing before sliced bread? the fire. cavemen roasted meat with fire.

TheMostManlyMan
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that is a VERY good question wich i do not have the answer to

aknerd
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Wrapped bread. That was actually the original advertisement campaign for the sliced bread people: "The greatest thing since wrapped bread" or something like that.

Sliced bread doesn't really refer to a slice of bread. It refers to bread that comes pre-sliced in a package, which came about in the late 1920s. But, before that, people had to invent a package that could keep bread from going stale, even when it is sliced.

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The best thing before sliced bread would be the dough. After all, it was created before sliced bread.

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