A good one Your momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade lameish one Yur so fat santa has to sit on your lap Good one Your so fat when u steped on the scale it said to be continued
a group of girls saw me and one of them tried to insult me to be awsome. unfortunately for her she wasnt thinking before she opened her mouth and said: "ha ha. you have long hair" (she was probably 17).
so i said: "wow... that one was so stupid that it was actually a new one"