ForumsThe TavernLame or good Insults

5 1357
chubz101
offline
chubz101
78 posts
Nomad

A good one
Your momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
lameish one
Yur so fat santa has to sit on your lap
Good one
Your so fat when u steped on the scale it said to be continued

  • 5 Replies
MageGrayWolf
offline
MageGrayWolf
9,462 posts
Farmer

One of the best, the alleged exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"
Winston Churchill responded: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

SSTG
offline
SSTG
13,055 posts
Treasurer

Insulter: "Your mom is so ugly, she looks like a man".
Insulted: "That's not my mom, it's my dad!"
xD

MageGrayWolf
offline
MageGrayWolf
9,462 posts
Farmer

Insulter: "Your mom is so ugly, she looks like a man".
Insulted: "That's not my mom, it's my dad!"


Insulted: "That's my mom!"
Insulter: "Still looks like a man."
Insulted: "Or was it the other way around?"
thebluerabbit
offline
thebluerabbit
5,340 posts
Farmer

a group of girls saw me and one of them tried to insult me to be awsome. unfortunately for her she wasnt thinking before she opened her mouth and said: "ha ha. you have long hair" (she was probably 17).

so i said: "wow... that one was so stupid that it was actually a new one"

the group laughed at her XD

Devoidless
offline
Devoidless
3,675 posts
Jester

So...this is like a game then. And not even a good one at that.

I think?

Either way, it does not really fit anywhere in the Forums.

Showing 1-5 of 5