The dumbest name somebody called me is, a idiot jerk face. My cousin, John Alexander Anderson said it because I taped him on the solder. PS he cred, and he was o most 9.
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Well a lot of people already know that I react badly to some nicknames. There was SunWalker, for example. Stuff people call me in real life that I don't care as much about: Bitey Child, Self, and Dingbat Stuff I hate that my sister calls me: Maloney Baloney [my name is not Maloney, in case you're wondering], Melbo, Bovine creature, France, Magic Cane, and fuzzface. And I have no facial hair besides eyebrows and stuff. She just stole it from calvin and hobbes. Wheew.
In real life, I've been called cement, lemon and also that 'stuff' that comes out of a male's private part which I won't mention it's name for the sake of keeping it PG.
I once convinced a group of 4th grade girls that I was Justin Bieber's cousin by showing them a picture of me standing next to a cardboard cutout when I had a similar hairstyle. I have no idea why I decided to do this, as I was 7 grades of them, but it worked and for that entire school year, whenever I walked by that group of girls, they called me Justin Bieber's cousin.
I also had a friend who called me Fitzy. When I asked why, she said it was short for Fitzgerald, which is in no way related to any part of my name.
And let's not forget my current best friend who calls me Tony because that's what she thought my name was when we first met.
[not really the dumbest name ever... not sure if it's even classified as a "name", but the story is nice... I think]
Now I'll tell you the story of one of my nicknames...
Some of my friends call me Po. Yeah, like the teletubby. Yes, I am male. But they call me that because my real name is Eduardo, and, somehow, the red teletubby "Po" said he was going to change his name - changing it to my name.
Just like this: http://9gag.com/gag/6256095
It would make me a bit annoyed at first but, using a "if you can't beat them, join them" principle, I've embraced my teletubby counterpart. '-'