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This is a walkthrough for King of Buttons 3 Endurance Mode with the normal comments. First, a disclaimer:

I did not come up with these comments, the developer did. These comments do not reflect my views, opinions, or writing style in any way, shape, or form.

The first comment is the starting comment when Endurance Mode begins. Every 20 clicks (press space) takes you to the next comment. Now for the comments:

HEEELLOOOOO!!!! Welcome back peoples! In this third part of the King of Buttons series.
Before you continue clicking the button i must warn you.....
THIS GAME CAN CAUSE SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE
So don't say i didn't warn you if you die young cause of this game..... you've been warned.....
OK!!!!! Those were the commercials, now lets head back to the real show!
Today in my show its Steve. How are you Steve?
Steve: I'm...
GOOD! LETS CONTINUE OUR SHOW SHALL WE!
Steve: But i didnt answer yet.....
I DON'T ****ING CARE *****!
YAY!
The tone has been set... WELCOME TO KING OF BUTTONS 3!!111!1!!
AAhhhhh..... im glad to be back!
Actually i aren't..... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BORING TYPING COMMENTS IS?
But i am loyal to my fans... SO BE HAPPY FOR ME MAKING THIS GAME!
Omg... i own you so much
I keep you pressing the button... NO MATTER WHAT!
HA! JUST TRY TO STOP!
SEE!!1!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!
I OWN YOU *****!! MUIHAHAAHHAHAHA
Sorry for that interuption Steve... someone hacked our frequency.....
Sooo... Steve..... How are you?
Steve: i'm......
GOOD! Ok... first question..... Who owns the guy who is playing this game......
Steve: ...? What do you mean?
So you don't know? WELL THEN! then the question goes to the audience!
Does anybody in the audience know.....?
GAMECUBICLE: I DO!
GAMECUBICLE: I PWN THE PLAYER OF THIS GAME!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I already got you owned for 600 clicks *****
And i'm not planning to stop! MUHAHAAHAHAHA.. Ah... a..a.....cough.. COUGH...
COUGH.!!! COUGH!!! VOMIT!!! COUGH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! COUGH!!!!! VOMIT... BLAARRRGGGG!!!!
Sorry about that... i had hickup.
Not that that has anything to do with it..... Ahhhh well.....
Soooo... what have you been up to since King of Buttons 2?
Have you been clicking the button in part 2 ever since it got released?
NO?!!?!?!?!?
I WILL BANISH YOU INTO ETERNAL **** NATION O DEVIL!
Actually i can't do that... but you don't know that..... MUAHAHAHAHA
Hey... i just figured i haven't talked about Pizza yet!
Pizza roxors your boxors!
And if you don't think so you have to close down this game NOW!!!!
Cause i will keep bothering you with pizza stuff all the time.... MUHAHAAHAHAHA
PIE
Yes... also with pie.....
REFRIGERATOR!
No Steve... not with refrigerators.....
So steve... are you up for the next question?
Steve: I.....
GOOD!
Intermission: You passed the 1000 clicks, CONGRATIULATIONS!!!!
Steve.... What is the main capital of Pizzadonia
Steve: ?????
WRONG!! THE MAIN CAPITAL OF PIZZADONIA IS CHEESE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I.R. way too evil
Are you enjoying this game? You better are.....
75 people died while developing this game!
If by people you understand bags of potatoe chips thats an actual fact!
A friend of mine gave me 75 bags of potatoe chips for my b-day... MUAHAHAHA
and no... Im not fat... im skinny and tall
Steve on the other hand.....
Steve... you must be the fattest person i have seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!
Steve: Hee... thats not....
AND NOW FOR THE COMMERCIALS!!!!
Drink pizzadrink, cause its good for you.
And it makes you less fat for no reason.
HEAR THAT STEVE?!?!?! IT MAKES YOU LESS FAT!
I'm not fat... i only weigh 100 p.......
WE DIDN'T HEAR THAT. DID WE?
Did you notice theres an actual story in the comments this time?
Just you wait till you get to the part where Steve has an affair with his mother.....
That part is like... so sad it makes you cry :'(
CRY ABOUT APPLE PIE THE IS!!!
MUAHAHAHAAHHA!!!
You already passed 1500 clicks btw!
Thats good...
IF YOU ARE MENTALLY INSANE THAT IS!
Normal people click at least.... lets say..... 5000 times.
Or more..... who knows..... i can't tall..... Only Steve can.
So Steve... Whats the average clicks?
Steve: Dude... wtf are you tal.....
So you mean 10.000 is the average of a Sane person?
Lets make that 15.000, then everybody is happy
Accept me... cause if i have to get you to click 15.000 times.....
I NEED TO TYPE A ****LOAD OF COMMENTARY!!!1!!!!!11!!
Ahhh well... at least i got you and Steve to keep me company. Right steve?
Steve: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO ALL THE TIME?
To your mother
Steve: MY MOTHER IS BACK?!!?!?!?
Steve: O MOTHER! COME IN MY ARMS!
Mother of steve: LETS HAVE DIRTY.....
OK... that was enough about Steve his mother for now...
Steves mother: NO! I HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT THAT TIME WHEN STEVE PUT HIS.....
LALALALALALA, we don't want to hear that. Do we people
This game is rater P for pizzalovers
and pizzalovers can even be .... like.......... 1
SO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING *****
PIE
I always type crap when i run out of inspiration....
Not that you really need inspiration for typing nonsence
Non... Sence
A non that makes sence.....
A NON NEVER MAKES SENCE
SO WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WORD ALL ABOUT!?!?!?!?
You tell me...
What is this world comming to
Non's that don't make sence while is being told they do by everyone....
It makes me sick
Talking about sick,,, LETS HEAD BACK TO STEVE!
So Steve. how was it with your mother?
Steve: Mother...? what are you talking about.
Oooo... sorry..... then i must have mistaken Bush for you, im sorry
Steve: ??? What the hell are you talking about???
CHEESE
Hey.... did you know Wallace and Grommit made some sort of cheese famous?
I wonder if i can do that too....
Erm.... Pizzahut sucks for pizzas, always goto italian resaurant
HAHAHAHA!! NOW PIZZAHUT WILL GO BANKRUPT!
Aren't i amazing
Just a little bit of harmless brain alteration... thats all
If you guess which movie that was from you get a cookie
A cookie from Steve that is.... i wanna safe my cookies for myself....
Mmmm.... my precious.....
You are at 2500 clicks at the moment! Gratz
Doesn't Gratz sound a lot like Bratz?
I hate Bratz.....
Those stupid dolls for little girls trying to let them think its good to get expensive stuff from boys
WHICH ISN'T!
Why do boys always have to pay for everything.....
WHATS THE **** POINT?!!?!? How else do you think girls can affort all those expensive make-up?!!?
CAUSE THE BOYS PAY FOR THE REST THEY WANT!
LIBARATION!!!!!
Erm... now i lost all my female players.....
Well... erm... SORRY!
I'l make it up to you female player!
I'l buy drinks if we meet someday.
Thats so anti-what i said before..... Ahhh well... lol
Lets talk about cheese!
Cheese is made from milk and a secret ingredient called.....
I WONT TELL YOU WHAT THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS STUPID!
WHY NOT?!?!!? Else it's not a secret anymore..... DUHHHHH
Bleh... im bored
Are you bored too Steve:
Steve: I...
STFU! Nobody asked you ****!
Steve: But you just.....
I SAID STFU
Bob the builder pwns
He goes like: OMG, it are teh brokennesssss!!!
And then he takes his little pink screwdriver out of his pants and he goes fixing it.
Bob the Builder, CAN WE FIX IT?
NO WE CAN'T!
We in the world calls her child Bob the builder btw.....
Must suck
M.u.s.t. .s.u.c.k
Master ursula says that snails undertake certain konnectivity
AND I DON'T CARE CONNECTIVITY IS SPELLED WITH A K
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? SUE ME *****?!!?
MAUAHAHHHA, you can't do ****.
Hehe... feels good to make this game... You can't do anything about what im saying. muahahaha
And you will keep on clicking......
Cause you can't stop....
I GOT YOU UNDER MY CONTROL!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..HAha.. Cough... cough..
Cough...PUKE!! COUGH!! BLARAAAAAAA...
WIENER SCHNIETZEL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats so funny! for some reason..... XD
RUCKSACK!
HAHAHAAHA. thats funny too XD
WIENERSCHNIETZEL IN A RUCKSACK... HAHAHAHAAH... SO FUNNY I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF XD
Ok Steve... Lets get to the point
What kind of meat is a Wiener Schnietzel made from?
Steve: Pork?
Wtf... OF COURSE NOT! IT IS MADE FROM..... SCHNIETZEL.. HAHAHAHAHA
Not funny... ahhh well... was worth to try..... lol :P
OMFGNESS! YOU CLICKED OVER 3500 TIMES!
YOU PERVERT! TOUCHING A DERENCELESS BUTTON!
HOW COULD YOU!
I WOULD SUE YOU IF IT WASNT FOR THAT GREAT PIZZA IM EATING RIGHT NOW!
Actually i'm not eating a pizza... But please let me have my happy thoughts
Baboon
HAHAHAAHAHAHA, funny
AUCH!!!
I got owned today
I was chasing after a friend... and he close some gate... AND I RAN INTO IT
I HURT MY KNEE AND CAN HARDLY WALK NOW. LOL :P
Steve: Refrigerator
**** YOU STEVE! I SAID NO REFRIGERATORS
KNEEL TO ME O LOW CREATURE OF THE AFTER LIFE!
I would kneel if i could.. .but I can't... CAUSE MY KNEE HURTS SO BAD ****IT
Please close this game down now, or you will be killed in your sleep by a baby with a spongebob toaster.
Well... your choise if you don't want to...
There actually are spongebob toasters btw XD
A friend of mine bought one for $20 (hes insane)
You can make toast with a spongebob face with it.
I don't want to know what that spongebob tastes when you eat him out....
Get it? HAHAHAHAAHA. lol
Steve: I don't get it...
THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID MORON STEVE
DSFsdfdsfDSRFEFDFGDFGDFvcdxvxcvd
Thats because I ran out of ideas to type here...
But no worries... the comments will still keep going.....
To at least 10.000 clicks.....
HAVE MERCY! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
At least im not the one who pressed the button for 4100 times now. muahahahahah
BURN. DU SCHWEINHUND
Thats german for something... i have no idea what
Something like *******... or something.
Litteraly it means Hogdog... lol
Sounds kinda like hotdog.....
MMmmmm... Hotdog.....
ANYWAYS
How's your mom?
mmm... ok... good for you.
WHY DON'T YOU TALK BACK!?!?!!?
Its like i'm talking to a god **** wall here.....
Bla
some of my msn palls asked my to mention him....
Well Celdur.. there ya go. lolzors
WII
No... not WEEEEE but WII...
The name of Nintendo's new console! WOOHOO!
Its gonna own de boxors of santa clause for no reason
Ewww..... santas boxors......
BLAARRRHRHRHRRHR PUKE. BLAAARRHRHRHGGG
I vomited... did you notice
I vomited, check my vomit: *vomit*
ARU DAIBEN!
HAHA! That is Japanese for Dog ****
Or so someone told me
He better be right....
Else i will give him a....
EMPTY PIZZA BOX! MUAHAHAHAAHHAAA
Whats worse then getting a empty pizza box...
You expect a pizza... open the box.....
AND THERE IS NO PIZZA THERE! ZOMG
Someone would totally commit suicide or something
:'(
I.R. WAY TOO SEXY FOR YOU
I felt like typing that for no reason
Btw.....
Thing are often way more fun if they are for no reason
Thats so cool
YAYAYAAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
*dog ***** ARU DAIBEN *dog *****
HAHAHAHAHAHAA for no reason
See, even laughing is more fun for no reason
Mmmm.....
I just noticed i abandoned the whole Game show idea for the comments i started of with.....
Ahhh well... like anybody cares...
SORRY FOR THE INTERUPTION STEVE!
Someone hacked our frequence again
Ok... next question
What does the japanese word Aru Daiben mean?
Steve: dog ****
WRONG! you forgot to start the word dog with a capital letter for no reason
Steve: ... But I'm talking to you... not typing...
I SAID FOR NO REASON SO THAT MEANS I AM ALWAYS CORRECT
SO STFU STEVE!
*skips 5200 clicks*
Steve: No reason
Are you challenging me Steve.....
Bring it on then!
SI. SO SI!! SO TNAANNANA (naruto fighting music)
TASSGSGSG SUSUSUSUSU TSUSUSUSUSU
RASENGAN!!!!
Steve: CHIDORI!!!
BOOM!!! BAM!!! EXPLOSION! BAM
Lol......
Naruto is cool. You should watch it.
AND BY WATCHING IT I DON'T MEAN THE ENGLISH DUB
Dubs suck and should be banned
Just watch the original japanaese version.
*yellow button*
YAY, you clicked the button 5500 times
Poor you....
Didn't you have anything better to do or something... lol
I AM BORED
And i am pissed off
For no reason of course.
WOODOOO I'm an alien
I'm an englishma n in new your
Thats from a song from Sting
Sting is a good artist
Good artist indeed.
PIE... for no reason
Do you notice I am bored? lol
YOU CAN FIX ANYTHING WITH DUCKTAPE!
I broke my window today.....
AND FIXED IT WITH DUCKTAPE! WOOHOO
Actually just untill theres new glass put in though
But the tape is holding well now.
Wait...
BAM! AAAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAHH GLASS!! IN MY EYE!!111
IT BURnS!!1!! TEH ZOMGNESS!!! AAAHHH!!!11!!!
Thats what a pie yells when you slice him with glass....
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA
WHY IS EVERYBODY's BIRTHDAY IN MAY, JUNE OR JULY?!?!?!?
Whats the freaking point
Also motherday is in may!
Costing me way too much feaking money...
Bleh... sucks
Sooo... if you got paypal... donate to me :P
*in red text*CLICK HERE TO DONATE!
Please donate $1, thanks
:P
My pizza brings all the gamecubicle's to the yard
And they are like:
It's better then your's, I can teach you, but i have to charge a...
PIZZA! PIZZA OOOOHHHH PIZZA
LLALALALALA, LALALAALLA
The last part with the pizza, oooggg pizza was from a dutch song :P
I adore pizza... *drools*
I'm seriously... BORED
And so are you, seeing that you have 6300 clicks...
Keep going though, at 8000 clicks you unlock a ltitle secret
MUAHAHHAA, now that you know that you don't have a choise but going on till 8000 clicks
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
BEAVERSAUCE
LOL XD !!!!111!111!!!
Would be insane if there actually WAS beaver sauce
To make it you would have to like......
Put a Beaver in a Smoothie maker machine (kinda like a blender, but to make drinks)
And then the beaver sauce comes out.... XD
And you feed that to your 6 year old brother... :P saying it is strawberry sauce
And then you go like: HAHAAHHAA, you ate a beaver.
lol
That's kinda sick and twisted....
On the other hand....
So is this game....
And on the other hand.....
SO ARE YOU FOR CLICKING 6660 TIMES. YOU SATANIST!
Get it... 6660... 666... satan... you know... ahhh well. .. lol
Milkshakepie
lol
Today it actually is the 06-06-06.... omg... teh evilness
MUAHAHAHAA
Hey, did you know you can also buy extra comments in the shop?
Then, when these are over. You can still keep going
You are lucky
And i'm unlucky... then i have to type a lot of extra comments... sucks
Ahhh well. Maybe it's boring now....
But it's pretty cool when I read then myself afterwards
I go like: Wtf... why did i type that, thats insane
Lolzors
Want the real pizza lover please stand up!
Well, i'll better go stand up then... HAHAHAA, lol
Not funny.
YAY! 7000 clicks!
You are one sick individual!
Clicking a button 7000 times... THAT'S POINTLESS MAN!
ZOMG TEH ROFLCOPTERNESS
No idea what that was all about... lol
Did I already mention i like pizza?
lol :P
BOB THE BUILDER, CAN WE FIX IT??!!?!?
NO WE CAN'T!
WE WILL DEMOLISH EVERYTHING! MUAHAHAAHAHAAA
hahaha.a. hahaa .. aaah
HAHA COUGHH AAA VOMIT AAAHHH BLARGH
PIE
For no reason of course.
STOP PRESSING MY BUTTON YOU PERVERT!
Do you like pressing someones button or something?
Well, it's still my button, i made it! And you can't have it! MAUAHAHAAHA
I thnk cheese pie with chocolate would taste weird
Don't you think so too?
There comments are really getting weirder with the click....
BOOGA BOOGA BLURK URK BURK
With spurk
and burk......
yea....
MEh... i finally wanna finish this **** game
But i still need to do a low of works... sucks
ahhh well... when you are reading this i actually finished it
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
The devil is a lozer and he's my *****
*****
I like pizza
LALALALALa,. first you love me then you hate it
I know you never gonna make it.
LALALALALA. just sing along
Pie in your eye
Whenever you die
you go pie in your eye
Woohoooo!!!
First you love it then you hate it
Cause the pizza is a lozer and hes my *****
YAY, i finally got my mount in World of Warcraft
Now the game is boring again
Should i take a break? dunno... lol
LALALALALALALAAL. LALALAL
OMFG A BEAVER!
Talking about filling up comments :P
The normal comments will stop at 10.000 btw.
If you wanna read more you need to buy them in the shop.
and they are expensive :P i can tell you that. hehe :P
So just keep clicking!
80000 CLICKS! YOU UNLOCKED A SECRET!
And... is it a cool secret or what
Actually it's kinda original i think...
A interactive wallpaper.
You know.... I can even update it manually from my pc, and it will change for you :P
So I can put porn in it, and if you still live with your parents you migth be in trouble :P
But I don't do that... Cause i'm a nice guy
Btw... dnnno if i told you...
But I think the normal comments will stop at about 10.000
You can still buy more in the shop though... expensive :P
1 comments every 20 clicks...
That is....
500 comments! And those are only the basic ones...
Theres also the ones in hold mode....
In versus mode....
The extra ones you can buy....
And maybe some other stuff.... bringing the total up to....
ABOUT 1300 COMMENTS! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Maybe even more... dumo... still got work to do on the game as we speak....
As I speak anyways... you don't say anything back....
AT ALL
I hate you....
Npt really of course.....
But as long as I make you believe I do... you will feel sorry for me :P
AND BUY ME PIE! MUHAAHHAHAA
So actually yhis game was created to get free pie... Muhahhahaa
Aren't I smart.
GOEBLOEBOBLOLVEOE
LOOK AT ME, IM A PEACH
IM A PEACH THAT ROLLS AROUND THE MARKET SQUARE ALL DAY
FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!! HAHAHA... MUAHAHAa... HAHAHAHA
Peaches are made out of pie
And pie is made out of Flour
And flour sounds like flower
And a peach grows from a tree that has flowers
SO WHAT IM SAYING MAKES PERFECT SENCE!
You know it does....
Don't you ever get tired of clicking....
1 year has passed since the mortal races started clicking the button.
Lol :P WoW meets KoB :P
OMG!!!
You have pie in your eye!
Now you must eat your eye.....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Cheese
Says your granmother.....
When she is your father
.......
Makes no sence, lol
Actually it does
But you are just too stupid to understand
ZZOOOGGAA BOOGA BOOG
That's cheese would say if it could talk
Btw... you already passed the 9000 clicks.... insane.....
Welll.. that was quite a long interuption Steve...
Probably caused by hackers or something.
Which were now killed by a falling banana
Hacker *banana falls on hacker*
Like that
Wasn't that awsome Steve:
Steve: Yes in......
**** YOU STEVE
Steve: Huh? what?
****! YOU!
Steve: Huh? why?? what?
Dunno...
Well people... I just got to hear we almost ran out of comments.....
Not yet of course... but almost
If you want more... THEN YOU SHOULD PAY WITH YOUR CLICKS! MUAHAHAHAAH
You are halfway with having enough clicks anyways... so no prob
Zinbabwe
Is a country
Where you probably don't live
and if you do.....
THEN YOU DON'T LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOLOLOLO!!!!
Zaltbommel
THATS A PLACE IN HOLLAND!! HAHAHHAHAHA, IT SOUNDS SO STUPID!!!
Or is it in Belgium... I have not idea.....
Doesn't take away the fact that it sounds stupid though... lol
I vomited 2 times last night
I vomited 2 times last night....
It was the first time in 8 years I vomited....
I ate too much last night
And the day before that I ate a REALLY bad Hamburger.
And the day before that I ate a REALLY bad Hamburger at work
I got a stommach ache from it
which sucked cause I was going out for dinner that night :'(
I didn't really ate that much then..... which sucks ***
Ahhh well... lol
Hey, I just watched a part from Dragonball Z again....
The part where goku first transforms.. you know... it's still so cool
Still don't know which is cooler....
that DBZ part... or the part in Naruto when Rock Lee fights Garaa
If you've seen it you know what I mean... it's UBER awsome ... *drools*
If you have never seen Naruto or never heard of it...
SHAME ON YOU!
Steve: I have never seen naruto....
then you better kill yourself steve
*BANG*
Steve? .. STEVE?!?!!?
Ahhh well... not like I care.....
Well, since Steve is dead now...
It might be a good reason to end the normal comments
Dont'cha think?
I don't care you don't want me to stop.
You already have 10100 clicks anyways... it has been enough for now....
Just purchase more comments in the shop, K?
K!
Good, Bye then
Steve: ...... (silence)
Bye! 10200 clicks btw :P
Cya-zers
AAAHHHH!!! I can't leave :S
I have grown too attached to typing :S AAAHHHH
Evil...
Now i'll really leave ok?
Bye

Some of the asterisked words and phrases are cues for images as follows:

*dog *****:



*vomit*:



*yellow button*: