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Ricador
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Ricador
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Shepherd

I haven't been on this site in like a year and a half. I don't know any of these people now.

Nonetheless, I still wish to partake of a hearty chortle. Commence.

I'll kick it off:

How many English majors does it take to change a light bulb?

You're thinking too far ahead. First we need to understand why the light bulb wants to be changed, and what in its past is making it feel that way.

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Ernie15
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When I went to the beach, I saw a man running in the water yelling "Help! Shark! Help!"

I laughed to myself. That shark wasn't going to help him.

iMogwai
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iMogwai
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Peasant

I was at the park the other day and I started wondering why a frisbee appeared to be larger the closer it got, and then it hit me.

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
896 posts
Nomad

I was at the park the other day and I started wondering why a frisbee appeared to be larger the closer it got, and then it hit me.


Wow. Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard that I almost fell off my dinosaur.
Ernie15
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Bard

Do you think Rihanna will be on Chris Brown's "greatest hits" album?

Freakenstein
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Freakenstein
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Jester

Ricador? You're doing it wrong. You put frames on doors, not mow clippings.

thebluerabbit
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thebluerabbit
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Farmer

a guy ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and *poof* schnitzel

Rapyion
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Rapyion
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Shepherd

The stupid lawyer says to a person in court,
"How many times have you comitted suicide?"
"Was it you or your brother that went to war and died?"

jkl3848
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jkl3848
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Peasant

There was a man laying across three seats in a movie theater. A man working there asked him to move. He just groaned. Several times he asked him to move, then he went to get a manager. The manager asked. 'Why are you laying there? And why do you only answer us with a groan?'
The man replied. 'I was sitting in the balcony.'

TronulNeWbiE
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TronulNeWbiE
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Peasant

A man phone to a doctor and say "I'm gonna die in 30sec!" The doctor reply "Don't worry I'm coming in a minute"

Tobisper
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Tobisper
407 posts
Nomad

Nicki Minaj is telling Rick Ross "He's the boss" all he says is "HUH" so he doesn't understand.

abilitycraze
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abilitycraze
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Nomad

Q: Why did the cow cross the street

A: It was the chickens day off

Joe96
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Joe96
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Peasant

Q: Why did the cow cross the street

A: It was the chickens day off

Ahh, this is why I love Armor games...
soccerdude2
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I got these ones off of a laffy taffy:


What did the red fish say to the navy fish?

You're blue!


What did the 500-pound parakeet say?

Tweet!

So funny! I know! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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