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Lets get this thread rolling with a few pictures:

Dark Colored Skin= Not sunburned

White Colored Skin= Easily sunburned

So the Question is......

Was Michael Jackson after getting his skin color changed protected?

(my mind exploded)

Wow nice pictures they're amazing like literally super AWSM I don't get the circled FEDEX part tho could u explain it to me on my profile plz

A couple more to ponder over:

1- Do transformers need car insurance?
2- If there's a zombie outbreak in Vegas, does it stay in vegas?
3- (Movie reference, might be to old for you) Don't feed Gremlins past midnight, but isn't it always past midnight?
4- What if Santa is real but there are no nice kids
5- If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear entirely?

Moar!!!

6- If Pinocchio says "My nose will grow", what would happen?
7- Libraries have banned books week and celebrate the freedom to read yet..... they block online sites
8- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrehea does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
9- When people yawn, do deaf people think there screaming?
10- What if you got scared half to death twice in a row?

Pictures and mind smashing fact:

Translation:

We have this triangle with "X" area
We rearrange the exsact same pieces and we get the same area (X)

Where did that hole came from?





11- Melted Pennies are worth more then pennies
12- Dinosaurs were alive for longer than they have been extinct
13- The average human is a 28 year old Chinese man
14- This is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be
15 The Brain named the Brain

16-when we look at stars millions of light years away we are actually looking into the past and that star may not even exist any more.
17- an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
18-âquick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogâ has the 26 alphabets in it.
19-.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.
20-1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

How many legs does this elephant have?

1.A paper cannot be folded more than 9 times.
2. More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching tv.
3. The first object with a number scanning label is the chewing gum.
4.The Wright Brothersâ first flying journey is shorter than a Boeing 747 airplaneâs wings.
5. In 1987,after an airline company reduced a small piece of olive on every first class passengerâs meals,$350,000 USD was saved annually.
6.Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up,but in fact an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
7.The majority of dust in your home consists of your own dead skin.
8.The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.
9.When Hitlerâs mum had Hitler,she once seriously considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
10.Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.
11.In the movie E.T,the sound of E.Tâs footsteps are made by someone squashing oranges rotten.
12.Pearls melt in vinegar.
13.In the number of people posting marriage ads,35% are already married.
14.You can pull a cow upstairs,but the cow will not know how to come down by itself.
15.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.
16.âquick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogâ has the 26 alphabets in it.
17.A duckâs quack will not have echos,the reason til now is unknown.
18.A snail can live for 3 years without food and sleeping.
19.Tommy Lee Jones and Americaâs vice-president were roommates in Harvard.
20.In a month,if the first day is Sunday then that particular month will have a Black Friday.
21.Heating up a rock in the microwave oven will cause the rock to explode.
22. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321
23.The only word that has 15 alphabets not reused in it is âuncopyrightableâ.
24.A cat can produce over 100 types of sounds,but a dog can only do 10.
25.The darker the environment,the more frequent a catâs passing urine times.
26.If you toss a coin upwards 1000 times,the number of times of heads facing upwards is 495.
27.According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconâ¦
28.A humanâs stomach will renew its food contents inside every 2 weeks,or else it will self-digest.
29.Coke was originally green in colour.
30.The Hawaiian language only has 12 alphabets.
31.The country with the highest proportion of people walking to work is Alaska.
32.If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33
33.On average,the number of people in the air every hour in America is 61,000 people.
34.Only honey will not turn bad forever.
35.Near the Carribean sea thereâs a species of oysters that knows how to climb trees.
36.The worldâs youngest parents appeared in 1910,an 8-year old and a 9 year-old Chinese people.
37.A humanâs ears and nose never stop growing bigger and bigger
38.Thereâs a square-shaped melon in Japan,it was cultivated because of its convenience to place in refrigerators.
39.A starfish has 8 eyes,one on each leg.
40.Some insectsâ eyes have hair.
41.A giraffeâs tongue measures 2 feet long in length.
42.An elephant can stand on its head.
43.An ant will scratch itself when it wakes up.
44.Thomas Edison is afraid of the dark.(so thatâs why he invented the lightbulb lol)
45.The worldâs oldest goldfish is 41 years old,named Fred.
46.Because of Einsteinâs inability to speak at the age of 9,his mum once thought he
was retarded.
47.Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands donât pour coffee for them.
48.Only 55% of Americans know that the Sun is a star.
49.Most lipglosses have fish scales content in them.
50.Giraffes cannot cough.
51.Owls are the only bird species able to differentiate numbers and colours.
52.A whaleâs heartbeat only averages 9 times every minute.
53.The water that we drink into our body is already 3 billion years old.
54.Only 30% of people can expand and contract their nostrils at will.
55.A clam can switch its gender from male to female,and it will take place few times
throughout its life.
56.According to a British law passed in 1845,suicide is a very serious crime,death sentence of hanging is the punishment.
57.In space,astronauts are unable to cry or shed tears because thereâs no gravity pull hence the tears are unable to come out.
58.A chameleonâs tongue is twice as long as its own body.
59.Americans use toothpicks most often.
60.On average a human must move his eye muscles for 10000 â" 15000 times a day.
61.An elephant will still remain at its standing position even when it has died.
62.Some insects are still able to survive for a year without its heads.
63.Da Vinci spent 12 years alone painting Mona Lisaâs lips.
64.When glass shatters,the average speed for glass is 3000 miles per hour.
65.A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
66.A rose picked during afternoon can survive longer than a rose picked in the morning.
67.Baby tiger sharks fight each other in the womb,the winner will be able to be born alive.
68.A 70 pound octopus can only go through a hole a coinâs size because it does not have a vertebrae.
69.An Indonesian bamboo insect has the longest body in the world,as long as 1 feet.
70.In fact,a hippo can run faster than humans.
71.The inventor of parachutes gave the chance of parachuting first in the world to a dog.
72.A Japanese crab can be as long as 12 feet long.
73.A newborn turkey must be taught by its parents how to eat food,or else it will die of hunger.
74.A shark can detect blood content up to 1/1000000th percent in water.
75.the original meaning of Samba in the Samba dance actually meant ârubbing bellies togetherâ
76.Children grow faster during spring.
77.Bats are the only mammals able to fly.
78.A catapillar has over 2000 muscles.
79.A humanâs heart can produce pressure that can squirt blood 30 feet high.
80.A male mantis cannot mate with a female mantis with its head,so when they mate the female mantis has to chop the male mantisâ head off.
81.A shrimpâs heart is at its head.
82.You can never lick your elbow with your tongue.
83. 50% of the world population has not received any calls before at all.
84.A rat and a horse cannot vomit.
85. âSixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sickâ is one of the hardest sentences to pronounce in the English language.
86.If you sneeze too hard,it may cause your chest to rupture. But if you hold back your sneeze by force,it may cause one of your blood vessels to break.
87.If you talk on the phone for over an hour,the amount of ear **** in your ears will increase by 700 times.
88.A lighter was invented earlier than a matchstick.
89. When you sleep,you may eat over 70 kinds of small insects and about 10 spiders unknowingly.
90.The strongest and most flexible muscle in our body is the tongue.
91.It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
92.It is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
93.Everytime you lick the back of a stamp,you would have absorbed 1/10th of calories.
94.Right-handers live an average of 9 more years than left-handers.
95.Fish are unable to stick out their tongues.
96.Polar bears are left-handers.
97.An ostrichâs eyes are larger than their brains.
98.Starfish do not have brains.
99.Lice can jump over a distance 350 times longer than their bodies,equivalent to a human jumping over the length of a football stadium

^ Thats what happens when you copy paste

21- 1337% of Pi is 42 (Your cranium.. BOOM!)
22- Your eyes are always the same size from birth
23- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
24- The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself
25- An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day

26-30% of Chinease adults live with their parents
27-People spend about 2 weeks of their lives at traffic lights
28-An intoxicated ant will always fall over to its left side
29-Left handed people generaly live shorter lives then right handed people
30-Walt Disney was afraid of mice...irony much?

Feeding the epic thread

26- You use 200 muscles to take one step
27- There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail
28- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's
29- 20 hours-worth of video is uploaded to Youtube every single minute
30- American car horns beep in the tone of F

Lets just stop numbering them off, it's never going to work well that way

From now on we use:

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You can make a book shelf with books.
Tables have legs but cannot walk.
Shoes have tongues but cannot taste.
A cats scratching pole is more accuratly described as a shreading pole.

-No piece of paper can be folded into half more than 7 times.
-Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older
-The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
-The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
-The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer