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ya.. thx for the sponsoring :P...

an bicycle never complains about how you look/act =J

and another one,

an bicycle will never go away with another bicycle

oooo! ooo!
a bicycle doesnt require special attention and never wants you to have special moments... XD

would a bicycle need special attention?....

you don't have dowalka bicycle home

haha good point, crazy 'you can just ride him'
also, a bicycle doesnt juat die on you!!
XD

You dont have to pay for your bicycles popcorn and soda and movie

sorry for the double post..

Well, there are a few ways that you can turn your bicycle into a better boy/girl friend.

Afterall, You don't have to express your feeling to a bicycle if you don't want to (unless you really want to)

I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE, HONEY!!!

sorry about that. I swear she drives me nuts. And all that oil on her chain isn't good, either...

You don't have to buy stuff for a bicycle.

you dont have to care as much about your bicycle than a girl

They are easier to understand that girls

an bicycle never needs too wear any clothes and doesn't get emberassed :P ring ring*

You don't need to ask its permission to...

...no. I can't finish this. It's just too rude.

ya but i have an idea what you wanted too say :P
anyway i just thought of an new one

you can even curse kick and hurt the bicycle but it never gets mad =J