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Because inflation is more tasteful in tyres than it is in...

No, I don't think I should finish that one either!

an bicycle never gets hungry or fat

Strop! Thanks for the good laugh :P

Bicycles never have headaches.

You don't need to look good to ride (no dirty comments please) a bicycle.

A bicycle never comments on your appearance if you have just woken up from bed and your hair is messed up

You can use bicycles as weapons [that you hold and hit people with] but you can't with boys and girls (you can only use boys and girls as shields ).

A bit too violent...he he.

wow, this is really dumb and pointless, you could say all of these things about ANY inanimate object, this is almost basically spam, because it has no real point to it...

but in that case there isn't any point in the forum games, and the point of forums is too give your own way of thinking about the subject, so if you don't like it just go further without disturbing the topic and let other just leave their comment.

You can ride a bicycle any time you want hahaha!

a bike doesn't take time putting on makeup

an bicycle never gets flat ones :P you always pump them up or or replace them :P

girls are way better you can't make out with a bike but you can with a sexy gurl

They r not frigid u can always lend ur friend 1

They don't complain when you make them sleep in the garage XD

Bikes can go ring ring.

bicycles dont yell and cuss at u when u forget ur to do stuff