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R2D21999
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Ever had weird poop before tell ur story here

My mom once gave me a cup cake with blue frosting on it then i went to the bathroom and my poop was blue

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jt25rox
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bumping this thread up because of my amazing poop list

kevin8ye
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This happened to my dog NOT me.

my dog ate rice, his poop had little flakes in it

jt25rox
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this is pretty gross
This was also to my dog

i took her to the beach and she drank some seawater. the next thing i know shes pooping like a shotgun. it was spraying projectiles all over the beach it took a garbage bag to pick it all up

spikeabc
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i ounce had stringy red poop that was dusgusting in every posible way. jt25, is that classified as rainbow poop?

lozerfac3
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My brother once had a poop that looked like a palm tree. the leaves were green and the trunk was brown.

jt25rox
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ounce had stringy red poop that was dusgusting in every posible way. jt25, is that classified as rainbow poop?


thats i dont know read the list.

I have been having river poop. i poop faster than i pee and it comes out in rivers. it is not fun
Clancy12
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Woops i did the quote wrong

i poop faster than i pee and it comes out in rivers.


Sounds like diarrhea to me....

One time I pooped a one and a half foot long turd. It plugged the toilet pretty bad.
Minotaur55
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I have had weird poop moments. None that I will discuss though, thats a bit...... weird.

ironblade41
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I've had orange, blue, red, and even green poop before. kinda random.

ironblade41
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One time when I was in first grade, my golden retriever puppy ate a long, black dress sock. We were scooping poop out in the yard and found a long, disgusting, wrinkled turd. It turned out to be one of my dad's socks.

R2D21999
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green poop before


It sounds pretty weird but green is acctually one of the natural colors of poop.

Then again it matters what type.
jt25rox
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this thread is back lol but i still have no more to add

daleks
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White poop. It was pretty interest. Thank you barium, at least you gave me something interesting to post about.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Weird topic lol...

I once got green after having tortilla chips dyed black... I dunno why it was green though.

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When I was younger, I used to spend 18 hours playing a game and eating chips. One day, I needed to poop badly but I was constipated so I ended up spending 45 minutes on the toilet bowl and my poop was as big and as a large as a tomato juice can. I felt like I was ***** by a giant dude! :O

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