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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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I do another combo, but then use the Reaction command 'Full Swing' to basically play baseball with one of the sumo kittens.
I send 25 undead rifle men to guard the pillars and I take the other 25 to take me to the necropolis and on the way I stop at any graveyards along the way and create random zombies.
I use my Shadow Wraiths to start flipping those Siege Tanks into random Lolcatian buildings.
I upgrade all of my units and Heroes to be Blood Arcana, making them bloodthirsty and a connection like an Empathy Link. I also start summoning a huge Blood Arcana Spire. It would increase my power greatly while collecting blood from the dead so I won't run out.
Well then, lets complete the cyber riflemen army! I continue consuming every living lolcatian around me. My troops will work on killing the remaining defending troops.
Their called transmutation circles. If you want a reference then here is a link
Click this link
But I also ok with doing chemical alchemy because alchemy is alchemy and when I say alchemy I mean any kind that exists in the human and fantasy realms. Exept human transmutation.
Speaking of chemistry I make some explosive chemestry bombs and throw them at Lolcatia
I send Fluttershy down in a droppod along with a couple of marines and a medic.
I rocket the seige tanks and attempt to build a few robot saboteurs if that doesn't work.
Oh btw, you forgot to answer my question, can I extract my guard from my biomech or at least transfer its conscience into another biomech?
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,699,534,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
Alexandra222(Alchemy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders:
yako242
Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Blizzard
Time: Evening
Temperature: Freezing cold
Lolcatia Defenses:
4/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
30/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
20 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
15 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
Battlecruiser Nimbus Lv.1 (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
100 Marines (rick073)
20 Medivacs (rick073)
Fluttershy Lv.1
5 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
720 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
20 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009)
Pinkamena Diane Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
15 Robotic Soldiers (ArtyWing)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard)
50 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin)
50 Undead Builders (gamermartin)
@sonicheroes95: You blow up two kittehs with each other as Pinkamena proceeds to torture another one.
@ArtyWng: You make more elemental corpses.
@gamermartin: You begin moving to the necropolis, but you're at your maximum on raised zombies.
@Darkfire45: You control 10 siege tanks and deal 100,000 damage to Lolcatia with them before destroying them and bringing back your minions.
@Garriss: you can make the spire right next to the necrospire, but changing your heroes may be a very bad idea.
@tom0000009: Your troops can't get around your giant biomech as you start consuming poor citizens. Also, you start making 20 Riflemen a turn.
@Alexandra222: You make some bombs and deal 10,000 explosive damage by blowing up random buildings. You also barely miss tom's biomech.
@rick073: Fluttershy now has a guard as she is dropped into Lolcatia. Thankfully, marines are trained to resist things like fear and massive quantities of cute. Personally, I would send two medics just to be safe, but that's just me.
@ArtyWng: You blow up another siege tank with your rockets.
@tom0000009: Well, you could if it hadn't digested by now.
Troublesome. Can I request some way to access more commands other then attacks and reaction commands?
I consume citizens in another part of lolcatia so my troops can get pass me and kill the remaining troops. I send my riflemen to take over lolcatia's war factory. If they don't have a war factory, then take over a factory that I can make into a war factory. I have 40 of my worker drones continue making cyber riflemen and the rest work on Darkmech Beta.
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