doesn't matter what kind of jokes (knock knock why'd the chicken cross the road etc.) as long as there jokes. they don't have to be funny either because the fact of being lame actually make's it funny. oh one more thing. they must be original and it can't be stuff that people already probably know. have fun being funny.

ok...

A duracell bunny hops up to two energiser bunnies standing very close together.
The duracell bunny asks - Why are you two so close together?
The engergisers reply - We are double A's.

hahaha not funny.

Kingryn

a guy walks into a bar asks for a cricket so he gets one, on the way home he sees a cricket on the sidewalk and says "hay did you now there was a drink named after u?" and the cricket says "there's a drink called Irving?".                                             

thats the joke lame but funny

bye the way i got that from family guy so people probably heard it before

there no such thing as a duracell bunny.....

there have been many joke topics, just look a few pages back

ok, 2 blonds are going to somewhere in space and a reporter asks them "where you two ladies going"? The first blonde replies "we're going to the sun"! "well arn't you two gonna get burned from the sun"? asked the reporter. "Well.... thats why we're going at night. DUH!"

lol nice one camofrog

my dad says that joke ALL  of the time lol he does

lol sorry

knock knock (whose there) lettuce (lettuce who) let us in and we'll tell you who.

not that funny i know.

A poor man needs a job so he goes to a church and ask the priest for a job.He gets the job to ring the bell every afternoon, since it was afternoon already the man runs up the stairs and trips at the top and hits the bell with his head. Every afternoon he did this untill oneday he ran up the stairs, tripped and missed the bell and fell to his death, flat face to the ground. A woman finds him and stares at his dead body. The priest rushes out to see what happened to the man and he asked the woman, " do you know this man" she said, "No, but his face sure does ring a bell."