Guys, the Pastafarians have conclusive and undeniable evidence that there is a direct correlation between climate change and fluctuations in the levels of piracy on the high seas:
As I said already in another thread.. no statistician in his/her right mind would suggest a real correlation in this graph, what with the extremely non-linear evolution of pirate numbers... (Yes, I know you were not being serious, or at least I hope so. Still.)
Also, who is to say that Earth doesn't change it's climates naturally throughout time in some sort of a cycle?
It does, and I realize more and more that very few people are aware of that.
It's probably due to humans screwing with the chemical composistion of the atmosphere
CHEMTRAILS!! Oh wait no...
Whatever the heck is going on, I'm going to get mighty pissed if my island gets flooded in a few decades.
Is there a serious risk? How much meter above sealevel are you?