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Who would you save in a fire?

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 3:11am

Dannydaninja

Dannydaninja

978 posts

So youâre just chilling at a party and then suddenly there is a fire! Most people get out safely except for five people! You can only save up to TWO people! (not including yourself)

http://i.imgur.com/GduvH.png

LIST OF PEOPLE:
Gabe Newell
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7357/906b833ea33042e2aea02ab.png
Moderately famous guy, will be eternally grateful and will let you be the first person to play Half-Life 3 in the world. If Gabe dies PC Gaming will never be the same.

Warren Buffet
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Warren_Buffett_KU_Visit.jpg/220px-Warren_Buffett_KU_Visit.jpg
A rich and famous investor, he will give you $50,000 if you save his life. Then he will never remember you ever again and treat you like everybody else.

Michael Jordon
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Jordan_Lipofsky.jpg
Will be your bro for life and will give you a basketball signed by him and $5000.

Random Lady
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/9z/esq-lindsay-mccormick-lg.jpg
Will love you forever and become your wife (only if you want) and do whatever you want her to do for the rest of your days.

Random Poor Hobo
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4966/1739882631a1443f9991cfa.png
A poor hobo who has never had anything good happen in his life recently. When he was young he WON THE NOBEL PRIZE for ATOMIC CALCULATIONS!!! He was an investor five years ago but lost $10,000,000 in the stock market, and his wife and 3 kids died in a tragic car accident two days after that. He doesnât mind if he dies, infact, he would rather if you saved someone else. He will give you a punch in the face if you save him instead of somebody else.

 

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 3:57am

leo99rules

leo99rules

2,841 posts

Well obviously Michael Jordan first because his signature will be worth MILLIONS MUHAHAHAHAH

Then I'd probably have to save gabe newell. There's one catch. I'll save him in a valve minute. I'd also punch him in the face for not making half life 3 for so long.

 

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 4:15am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,083 posts

The hobo...and only the hobo. That way everyone suffers!! =D

 

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 4:55am

sourwhatup2

sourwhatup2

3,794 posts

Gabe Newell.. Hopefully it doesn't take the same amount of time as valve time.

And Michael Jordan, not just for the signed ball and the 5k.. But because he's Michael ****ing Jordan!

 

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 5:06am

Devoidless

Devoidless

3,838 posts

Moved to Forum Games.

For the record, misread title as "Who would save you in a fire?"
And I fer serious could only think "Um, well...you know. Prolly a firefighter if I couldn't do it myself."

Yup, going to bed.

 

Posted Jan 11, '13 at 5:27am

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

4,906 posts

i would save michael jordan and the random lady but only if she is beautiful, if not then michael jordan and warren buffet.

 

Posted Jan 21, '13 at 4:40am

Maizie

Maizie

91 posts

The hobo. he just lost his spirit, but if he regains it, then some bright idea will come back and poof we're all rich!

 

Posted Jan 21, '13 at 6:35pm

Clancy12

Clancy12

6,402 posts

Well of course I would save Warren Buffet, I really need the money.

For the second one, I was going to save Jordon so I would get more money, but then I realized that everyone who likes basketball would be sad if he died, so I would just save the Random Lady.

 

Posted Jan 22, '13 at 4:52pm

letsgome_gome

letsgome_gome

804 posts

The random lady if it turns out to be taylor swift, *big money*

 

Posted Jan 22, '13 at 7:28pm

arcticwolf33

arcticwolf33

485 posts

I would save Warren Buffet; $50 000 would be awesome

 
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