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*Slows back down to pace of JACK* Well, I felt like doing that.

I'm glad you agree with my thought.

(Shall we time-laps?)

*Vroop, Vroop* (Yes, this is the sound of a time lapse, do not question it)
Hey, we're here.

That was fast! Glad you could keep up, now the plan is simple, you distract the princess while I get counting *Heads in a another random direction* See you later!

*Jumps out of bush* What are we doing?

*Yells wait!* It's that way! *Points* *To Red* Well, I'm distracting the princess, and JACK is counting the Royal Guard. You can do what you want, so long as you don't kill anything. Anyway, off to jibber jabber! *Walks in* *After a long and complicated process, I end up having a long discussion with the Princess*

*Appears in full plate*NOT SO FAST!you must have permission in order to pass!
For i am the pun-knight,right up your *Censored!*

Oh you're going to be like Pun, aren't you? How many one liners do I need to pass? Anyway, how do I get permission?

What am I doing? What's going on? *pulls out knife* Does it involve murder?

DID I JUST HEAR, MURDER? As an honorary knight, there shall be no murder during Rippy's bedroom roleplaying play time! Go sit in the time out corner!

I don't know, It would take to long to explain, And no!

I am sitting here,protecting the gate,
for if i fail,the pincess will loose faith
that her castle walls will protect her fate
mate

And why am i making rymes?

But were not in the bedroom! Also, that was a pathetic rhyme.

I don't know,
maybe you're just too slow.
Now, how do I pass?
Do I gas you?

And that's a rhyme for you.

You shall be slapped
while i hack
to win this game
With this carcass
of a guy in armor named red303