ForumsForum GamesAbove user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

4445 240501
vungi
offline
vungi
259 posts
Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

  • 4,445 Replies
StormWalker
offline
StormWalker
8,285 posts
Scribe

Is that a muskrat?

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

Seems harmless enough. Go back to sleep, I'll eat you in the morning.

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
16,280 posts
Constable

How do robots eat? All they can do is drink oil which keeps them running.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

No, I do drink a lot of coffee as well. Now go eat a fish, weird bear.

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
16,280 posts
Constable

What bear? All I see is this gentlemanly robot which still refuses to leave.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

Why is the whole of all wildlife coming to see me sleep? Do I look that good?

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

No my dear, I'm a gentlemanly robot. And though I am programmed to have many bytes of patience, the unleashement of the entire zoo taxes my power supply.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

...I'm German. Go do your fashionology and history back in your rightful cage in the zoo.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

I'm not a Spanish Brigadier. I'm more like the guy in AC Black Flag. Except minus a human head+better fashion taste, and sorta reminiscent of Portal 2. Oooh, look, it's a crescent moon. You'll be changing back to a man soon, won't you?

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

No, it's full vision. I have a green atlas head. So you're sorta like that guy from Harry Potter? Maybe I'll invite you over for tea, at a decent hour.

JACKinbigletters
offline
JACKinbigletters
9,524 posts
Justiciar

Well sorry to interrupt this wonderful meeting but why is it happening in My Room??

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
16,280 posts
Constable

The real question is why there is a fox in my room?

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

Don't eat me!

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
16,280 posts
Constable

I don't see how stone can be so delicious.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

I don't see how something without a mouth can be hungry. Come at me!

Showing 2836-2850 of 4445