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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Terry_Logic
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Scribe

Why is my rug standing up all of a sudden?

GhostOfMetal
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Farmer

I give it dental floss and a breath mint. It is needed.. much..

Terry_Logic
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Scribe

Hey now.... you're right.

Finally, a hook I can hang my nice suit on.

Terry_Logic
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What the? How did that get up here? I keep all my stuffed wild animals in the basement where my taxidermy workshop is.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Wait a minute pls, i check the lord of ring movies whats best way to get rid of orcs.

Terry_Logic
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Scribe

I've seen some strange Molotov cocktails in my day, but a flaming skull? What is this, vaudeville?

pangtongshu
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Scribe

*wakes up with eyes still closed*

*pets* go back to sleep puppy

Terry_Logic
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Scribe

Oh my god! I don't remember painting that wall orange and gray!

winmaster1
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I take you to
Dr. Kragans' office.

" Your teeth are in very bad shape. You need headgear, and brush your teeth up to 10 times a day for 30 minutes each."

firedog12
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Shepherd

Last time I saw you was at Jcpenney's in the section where they have their purses.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Stalk it... show me the way to your honeycomb.

firedog12
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Shepherd

I'll just use you to warm up my marshmallows. I'm gonna have smores' tonight!

By the way, This is why I say bees are wimps. Never call me a bee. Or a wasp. I'm a freakin' HAWNET!

BitRifle
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Shepherd

Oh....hawnet. I see....

Hm..the question is, Where did I put Raid? It was somewhere here..Hmmm...

I will let you know when I find it, buddy. Just wait there for sec.

Terry_Logic
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Hey man, why are you wearing a ladle on your head? Also, who are you and what are you doing in my room in the middle of the night?

BitRifle
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Darn it, you figured it out! Now all I have to do is, get that Hawnet and stab you with it so I can claim this bedroom as my own!

Oh, by the way, this is mine, I wear it often when I pretend to be a gentleman, and as you see, I'm the hero who will take goblin out (or orc, either way) from the evil dungeon and clean the dungeon so I can use it....You are the evil goblin king? Am I correct?

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