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vungi
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Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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BitRifle
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Well..sure, why not.
So, first thing was, that I was taking Terry_The_Disco_King a.k.a TTDK the King of evil goblins' lair as my bedroom.
Hawnet was found in the bedroom so I was looking for Raid.
Owner came back (Darn it) and all sudden, unidentified animal specie (looks like a fox but it is talking..), kind dragon with huge anterior nares, Nicolas Cage in Burning Skeleton form, Gerald Butler or imposter of King Leonidas invaded my room....and I was kicked out of the room. Well, luckly, I didn't fall into the abyss. Since I'm just laying down on ground, this is my bedroom I guess. Now this is all because you took

My Hill

long before ago and now I got nowhere to stay but your bedroom as my bedroom. That was a long story but it is everything. Just let me sleep for second, and I will eventully have my own..in a prison, I assume.

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Grab a pincette, ramit in his eye, yelling "You may need better armor".

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Grab a pincette..ram it in his eye..yelling "Dear god it just goes into a hole of nothingness!!!"

UnleashedUponMankind
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I´ll grab the oil lamp of my wife and smash it right beside it, then i´ll grab the matches, ignite one and throw it on it... burn, baby burn.

BitRifle
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WOO WOO Wrong person! I mean, why you! Oh HOT! hot hothot!
and this stupid armor is too hard to take off! hot!
*throws helmet* Get your glasses! Sunglasses are recommended! Good looking! Oh Hot!
*run in speed equals to number from "thirty divided by half plus ten" miles per hour* Now I think my feets are burning as well! I can smell it!

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I´ll grab my shoes and throw them.

winmaster1
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I pour water.

vungi
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I knew this day would come. good that i have some tnt left DIE MONSTER.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Sweety, can you pls take care about this, i want to sleep... thanx.

BitRifle
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*Waking up from coma"
...Where am I..? and what is going on..
My Bed! and you are burning my bed now! (!! (!!
Does anyone have a cellphone?! I'm from medieval age and I forgot to buy phone..

GhostOfMetal
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How do you even know what a phone is? Get out of my room! you are not a healthy (or sanitary) person!

winmaster1
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Make sure you were on my side.

Tactical_Fish
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"A fuzzy polar bear! Yay!"

UnleashedUponMankind
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Lassie? What up? Someone fallen in a fountain or stuff like that?

vungi
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Aah dafuq? i think i've had enough cumputer games for today. wait... it's not a game AAAAHHHH i feel pain NOOOOOO *died*

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