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Strop
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Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:

* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.

* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.

* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.

For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.

Have at it!

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Strop
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stroppy you know what doctors have to go through... they are (censored) poor for like 8 years when they go through residency/med school. That was the hardest time of my life O_O


T_T I know.

I was born to a poor family too, but they were good parents and that's all in the past anyway.

He's Parsat. Did you not read his username?


Have you not read about the man in red?
With the sickle and hammer he could slam on your head-
Just by speaking words, stringing them in verse,
Worth their weight in gold compared to yours in turds,
But as you know, it should go to show,
For four-thousand years' worth of work to go,
All he succeeds in, his rep preceeds him,
So to ask who he is, that's a mortal sin!

And as if I was asking you guys to rap about sparkly unicorns! I mean...you could if you wanted to...
Wigginometry
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Nomad

And as if I was asking you guys to rap about sparkly unicorns! I mean...you could if you wanted to...


You know you like it like that.
BlackFang17
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PARASITE , at best hes a GERM//
Its my TURN for the crown , I spit ether get to close and you get BURNED!//

Look I don't even have to try hard , HE HAS LAME DROPS//
IF HE EVERY CAME HOT , it would be bcuz he HAS SUN SPOTS!//

I bet this hater is USE TO LOSING//
I'll take this win , LIKE LAKERS DID TO HOUSTON!//

He couldn't connect a flow , IF HE HAD A BROADBAND PHONE//
Hes best line would be to repeat his name LIKE MIKE JONES!//

this goes out to parsat.

DDX
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And as if I was asking you guys to rap about sparkly unicorns! I mean...you could if you wanted to...


DId you not read my rap about unicorns >_> I worked so hard... I even made reference to a crack pipe! (don't do drugs kids).
BlackFang17
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Unicorns is to hard of word to rhyme , just like orange is what can you rhyme with orange?

thisisnotanalt
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And as if I was asking you guys to rap about sparkly unicorns! I mean...you could if you wanted to...


Well, i guess you have authority to completely forget and
F**k over MY unicorn rap. I did post one. I EVEN RHYMED THE WORD UNICORN! *artistic rage*
sonam
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once again for sloppy,

sloppy likes unicorn,
cause they got this beautiful horn
it is a thing of girls
but dont say that to strop or he is going to hurl

now he might return my rap
wearing something stupid he calls a cap
cause he is the geek in the pink
and its not the way you think

i dont know what that was about either

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Easy..

Verbal destruction on Armour games,
you kids are nothing I Bomb you Lames,
You flip i spit you dip i hit, i'd killed this diss,
white kids that don't rap can even feel this,
i'm like Gonzilla i smash on building's,
Look up you'll see a Hole on your ceilings

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

elokster, your rhymes are absurd
pure murder
disappear like Hoffa with the Mafia
and oi might not leave you a puddle of gore on the floor!

elokster
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I know my raps are absurd, they have no relations with human life,
except to fight with nerds, 1st the bird flu then pigs flew over night,


Erm i'm stuck. LOL.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

You're stuck?
Well, fuck
if you get stuck, you can't rap
so now, in just two replies., you've been zapped.
and now, with you dead on the curb
i hope your absolute pwnage will perturb
any noobs to disturb

DDX
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Uh... Unicorn, hawthorn, firstborn, shoe-horn.. ect.

Sonam, your unicorn rap is fail
try something else or just go bail
you can't rap or hit the nail
go squat down and sh*t in the pail.

TheWarTank33
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Now hold on...yo check this out...

Y'all be shakin' yah heads
Just because I'm white
Well I be searchin' the threads
Lookin' for a fight
So Don't neglect
Me just because I'm new
Now no respect
Go and tell ya crew
That my name is Tank
I'm hot and cool
My rap ain't rank
I run it simply old school.

elokster
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@thisisnotanalt

You have 2,964 posts, I wonder where you spend you time at the most,
You stay behind your computer screen, so you ca be unseen you a ghost,
or you a tiny kids with freckles on your face,
stay on ya line don't move out of place,
Cause i'll smash ya on the curb as i move to the speakers bass.
You a computer geek, i was raised on street's,
I know how it feels to struggle in life,
Oh wait you struggle on the mic, this ain't a spelling Bee it a hip hop write.

DDX
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You'll shake even harder just for me
Tell you the truth I'm Asian you see.
I'm far from black yet closer than you
My skin gets darker in the summer time too.

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