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MikaCinc
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Ok, I'm first going to post some funny facts:

Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start

Second, I'll post some jokes:

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Now, post you some of this....

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MikaCinc
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Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Jumpper
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these jokes are as funny as a box of rocks at the bottom of a pool..... unless you were tied to them then it would be pretty funny.
(not meant as a diss towards you mik)

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Q: Who thinks that Franz Joseph Haydyn was the actual writer of Für Elise?
A: Haydyn and Für Elise.

I know, my jokes aren't that funny.

Two more really silly ones.


Q: What does lightning wear during stormy weather?
A: Thunder Wear.

Q: What do you get when a parakeet flies into the blender?
A: Shredded Tweet.

xeano321
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Read this out loud:


That is really really overdone. I've seen that joke everywhere, it's not even funny anymore. I find it to be more of an annoyance then anything.
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Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with one leg?
A: Stake.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef.

Q: What do you call a cow that has recently given birth?
A: Decaffeinated.

Q: What do you call a cow that twitches?
A: Beef jerky.

All the jokes I know are about cows.

HahiHa
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I haven't seen a funny fact yet, the one in the OP cannot really be called that.. I'll start with one:

Botanically, the banana is a berry while the strawberry isn't.

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Botanically, the banana is a berry while the strawberry isn't.


Actually, it's a herb.

-A real-life Death Star would cost $15.6 septillion to build. Roughly a trillion times the amount of money in the world.
-All the human urine produced every day would take 20 minutes to flow over Niagara Falls.
-A single cow will emit as much polluting gases (farts), as a midsize car driving over 19 000 kilometers.
- Just one sneeze on a crowded subway can give 150 passengers a cold.
- Maintaining good posture can burn up to 350 calories each day.
xeano321
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-A real-life Death Star would cost $15.6 septillion to build. Roughly a trillion times the amount of money in the world.


To think people actually wanted one to be built.
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This one's a bit morbid, but:

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.

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Wanna here a potassium joke?
K
Wanna here a sodium joke?
Na

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?
Lukewarm!

Terry_Logic
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Wanna here a sodium joke?
Na


Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok...
xeano321
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Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok.


That was pretty weak. Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."
Terry_Logic
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Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."


Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P
ironblade41
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Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P


To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
who's there?
Oops I did it again.
Terry_Logic
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To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.


That was the idea. It was bad but not over anyone's head.
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