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I'm a guy that's a little cracked because a she-devil ripped my heart out, and now I feel nothing but hatred. Besides that, I'm the bearded one.

I am a sentient Chinchilla on a computer.

I'm a hermit that plays video games, joking i do have a life other then gaming sometimes.

I'm the one who's always supposed to be doing something else on here.

I am a sentient Chinchilla on a computer.

I am the village idiot, or so I'm frequently told.

I'm the guy that no one knows because I never get on.

I'm the local Lord of the Manor that hangs around the local Tavern quaffing root beers. *Requests another*

I'm the kid who hangs around town, goofing off.

I'm a sentient being made from cider shaving, bantha poop, rupees, loose rifle and handgun ammuntion, stale frosty flakes, spoiled milk, an old ladies broken knickknacks, some old pencil stumps, tin cans, some old tissues, and some other loose odds and ends.I was brought to life by ancient Deadric warlords using that purple crap from the sunny D commercial.Just for the record the recipe for purple crap is
1/2 cup of milk
3/4 cup of sugar
1/8 cup of lemon juice
2 cups grape juice
14 blood orbs
2 moonsugar
40 ounces high octane fuel
2 teaspoons of nitrogliceron

Whooo are you? Who, who, who who?

Please tell me someone gets this.

Hi, my name is pickpocket
(Hi pickpocket)
So yeah. Thats that. I'm just your friendly neighborhood kleptomaniac.

I'm a Medieval merchant and architect (SSTGio), who owns a fleet that trade goods around the World and also a vampire prince (SSTGia).
When I'm myself, I'm called SSTG.

I'm a kid.
About as friendly as Squidward. (HES SOOOO NICE)

I'm the old creepy guy that follows everyone.

I'm the Heimlich maneuver, who was invented by Henry Dunant, who is preforming a cricothyroidotomy on a abrasion.