Sooooo... If you haven't heard by now, Riptizoid and I are getting married! We still have much planning to do, so please help if you can! I hope to see everyone there! I love you, Rip!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the wedding is canceled. Btw, Rychus, it would've been romantic and slow sex, not whatever type of sex you were thinking.
Romantic and slow sex is boring. You need to engage in 21st century sex. Watching a movie while destroying your bed for the win.
And yes, Mino, sex is too much to ask.
The church can ask anything from you. Do not deny us.
