This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
Officer, this is Ted. You maybe saw him on the movie Ted. Well, you probably didn't know he is a great explorer. He was the first plushy to step on the moon. He was also the first plushy to climb on Mt. Everest. He just happened to have a giant diamond saw able to cut trough stone. He cut a half of Mt. Everest.
a Godfather covered with slime a pen dyed into alien blood a bloody breast implant
The Godfather was being tortured with slime by the aliens. Also, this pen is actually a sword in disguise which I used to kill a couple of aliens who like wearing bloody breast implants.
I was going to use this noose to hang my hose on since I'm running out of space in my home. However, I need to secure this noose with nails and metal which is why I have this screwdriver with me.
A black cat 4-leaf clover A device which measures your luck
Well, you see, officer, this onion had a secret message saying that if you put a ninja and this picture into a blender it gives you super powers. So I was just going home to blend these items. What did it look like? *geez*
The tennis ball is for my dog at home to chew with since it apparently love the taste of tennis balls. It also tends to get a little cowardly so these motivational posters are to help make it less cowardly. And the hockey mask is there to help it's shyness.
Potted Cannabis Plant Thermometer Pile of cash stuffed into a plastic bag
Officer, are you an idiot or something? I have a legal marijuana business in WASHINGTON, you know the state where marijuana is LEGAL? And this cash? I earned money in WASHINGTON.
a broken keyboard covered with blood Bill Gates [naked] a toad drinking apple juice
AG admins tied up (all the package - apples in the mouth, back to back, etc.) Graffiti of "they took the AP" and math of your AP for every day since the canceling.
AG admins tied up (all the package - apples in the mouth, back to back, etc.) Graffiti of "they took the AP" and math of your AP for every day since the canceling.
A cat who eat sushi.
That's more than 3, danielo.
Anyway...
Officer, I don't know what the heck is happening here... I saw some cat running across the road with a pile of bags. It had stains around her mouth, it was dark so I couldn't see anything. I heard a noise in the back, but I kept driving. Possibly it's that cat.
Sean Connery covered with the blood of Morgan Freeman and Ronald Reagan A broken mug with a picture of Stalin wearing a Hawaiian styled T-shirt with MC Hammer, completely naked with a baseball hat on his head covered with boogers A Nivea deodorant [Stalin Bacon scent]
This, is my pawn shop. Ill sell you these one of a kind historical items which were given as a birthday present to old peoples who had to sell their childhoot to be able to eat because of a unforfiven economic policey for 5 box. Dont worry, i bought them for 1.5 cent.
