This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
Well officer, I just hate batman. He's not real anyway. this is just a statue. As for Ironman, well, he just sold me the top half of his suit. Why?I have no clue. Now, I don't even know who the heck this guy is, but he calls himself Goku. He must have killed some one. I was going to turn him in when you stopped me.
War Thunder developers tied up Receipt for 200,000,000 Golden Eagles Plan to take over all of the War Thunder servers
This is my goru, which is like a magical 8 ball, this plastic 8 make me feel less nervus when hearing his advices. And this mass of a wierd material which is not liquid nor gas or firm, used to be my unbeliver friend. But then he said something bad on Shiva. Dont do that.
10 grape juice bottles 10 McNuggets meals of 8. 10 babies in a bowl with katchup and myonesse all over them.
I hunt Paparatzi for living. Nice season this year. The bodies are in the back. Yea i know everyone hate them. You know what? Here a finger, keep it as a trophy. This one was 1.80 meters long. Ran like a rabbit. Luckily a crossbow bolt travel faster. Bye officee!
I was driving around town, when suddenly a pigeon with a saddle tied to it fell into my trunk, which was open for some reason. I noticed it was hungry and the only thing I had in my car was a nac mac feegle. I gave it to the pigeon, but it didn't eat it.
a Picasso picture dyed into heroin, red wine with a sketch of the Loch Ness Monster a dalek prostitute smoking a diode Gilbert Gotfried masturbating
Officer, I work at a zoo. I was supposed to drive the elephant and the giraffe back to the zoo. I had no free space in my car, so I put them in the trunk. A book of old row jokes was there for some reason, I don't know why. Oh and officer, how can you put an elephant and a giraffe in a fridge? YOU HIT THEM IN THE FACE. *hits the cop in the face runs away to the woods*
Morgan Freeman wearing a Gordon Freeman suit A space squid An ice cream cone filled with a mix of meth and blood
You see, Officer. I was going along my business worshipping my space squid god when suddenly, Mr. Freeman, a fellow believer in the great cephalopod, was eating this strange ice cream. The contents probably explain why he would mistake himself with another Freeman.
"Oh hi-ya officer! What am I doing? Well, this space squid was making a really weird Ice cream cone. I was going to turn it in to you, but I found Morgan Freeman in a Gordon Freeman suit...or is it Gordon Freeman in a Morgan Freeman suit? You just can't tell. Well, here you are officer. A couple of criminals for you.
