This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
I just won first place in a surfing competition so I won this pack of AP and received this Golden Surf Badge. I also happened to accidentally kill this spam account whilst surfing so I was going to take it to the graveyard to bury it.
A sentient giant slime
Portable garden
Locked wooden door
The bratwurst grabbed the granny panties and forced them on the mannequin! I am just driving them to the police station. But since you are here, be a dear and do it yourself! There's a good boy!
A map saying "I'll be back" with the closest police station highlighted in red
Sunglasses and Terminator outfit
A Shotgun and an assault rifle
Well, death is thinking of retiring, and so I thought I'd take is spot. He's currently showing me how to escort dead bodies into the afterlife. This shotgun is for protections against demons and such. You now how dangerous this business is.
A bloody guillotine
A medieval set of jousting armor
A flailing, screaming guy stuffed in a sack
this time warp opened up and the guillotine came out mnearly chopping my head off, and this armor, and an insane guy. and had a sack so... i put him in there. i am currently driving the guy to a therapist, and the armor and guillotine to the museum.
a D and D game
a D and D hat
a D and D themed SHOTGUN
plans to dominate Earth
Multiple clones armed with various weapons and armour
Ammunition
(Kevlar is a certan bulletproof material that soldiers tend to wear.It's normally black,and provides good protection from bullets.It's usually designed as a vest.)
Well my friend and I are researching a new drink that makes you fall asleep instantly. I needed to put the sleeping drink in something, and this bottle is the only one I had. These crystals that look like a contraband substance are actually the drink in it's powdered form. We are trying to sell it in packets so you can just add it to a water bottle and have a sleeping potion on the go! My friend back there just tried the first sip, and it seems to be working.
A flailing, screaming man in a straitjacket.
100,000 dollars.
A Batman costume.
"You see, I was just transporting Mr. Bale here to the local nuthouse. As you can see, he wasn't too keen on going, so I offered him $200,000 to remove his movie costume and put on a straitjacket. He ate half of his reward already."
A signed picture of Mark Wahlberg.
A full arsenal of semi-automatic weapons.
Bob Saget.
