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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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Chryosten
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Herald

You're missing items so I'll add them for you stealth.

A diamond
Some jewellery
Bag of cement

jcwgames
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Jester

Jewelry-concrete time capsule. Enough said.

A walrus
An abacus
Bruce Lee

lord0ftiki
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1,146 posts
Nomad

"I'm collecting props for a sitcom; think nerdy Asian turned walrus slayer!"

A pretty little bow
A Winchester lever-action shotgun
A barbie doll

Chryosten
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Herald

Me and Barbie are off to have a shooting contest at the nearest shooting range.

A deck of cards
Lighter
A small empty box

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"Just burning this rigged deck of cards."

List of buyers
Bag of cocaine
Pile of cash

danielo
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Peasant

We do Scar face play at our community theater. Yes these are the actorrs. Sure Snoop dog is in playing. And Charlie shean. Yea. He play as himself.
And you dont expect them to work for free right?
Wher i got the mobey you ask? We sold lemonade and cookies to earn it afcours.


A cross.
A david star necklace
A flag with a cercsent and a star flag.

Talonwood
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Nomad

The star serves quite well as a small summoning circle.
I Intend to flag down some fairies from Svartlheim, obviously.
The cross is to ward of any demons that notice me.

A chainsaw,
A large block of tofu,
And a casset tape of the Italian national anthem.

Chryosten
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Herald

Wait what?!?! That's the Italian National Anthem?!?!? They told me that it was the chant to summon a chainsaw wielding tofu!!!

A turtle without its shell
A shell
Bloody knife

jcwgames
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113 posts
Jester

Turtle Surgery.

A Cadillac
The ghost of Christmas Future
a small lamp

Chryosten
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Herald

I rubbed this small lamp and the ghost of Christmas Future came out it. He asked for my first wish and I told him that I wanted a Cadillac. I was about to say my second wish until you came here and interrupted me.

Kirby
A bomb
King Dedede

eliakith
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Blacksmith

officer, you cant be here. this is a gay video game.

A tank
A website builder
A sword and shield cross

evilsweetblock
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Jester

I was going to blow up armour games. Yes, I belong in jail. No? your not an armour games player? Let me just back out of here... (Runs over officer)
"Oops!" :3

A Dead Officer
A Burnt Sword & Shield
A Not saying Armour games has shutdown permanetly

Pieguyme
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Farmer

I know I'm posting this on armor games, but I hate the site Officer. The dead guy? Oh, he's one of the armor games mods.

Uniform of Colonel Klink(You're wearing it)
Hogan, Newkirk, LeBeau, Carter, Kinch and Sergent Schultz
Orders from General Burkhalter telling you to Move Luftstalag 13

If you don't know who these people are, look up the show "Hogan's Heroes", as well as all the mentioned people.

danwar123
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Jester

"I HAVE ORDERS TO MOVE LUFTSALANG 13!WHAT?YOU DONT KNOW WHAST THAT IS?*headshhots him*


a paladin from KINGDOM RUSH

VEZ'NAN

VEZ'NAN's wand

danielo
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Peasant

I am looking for this man. He is a maniac murdurer who ran away from a mental hospitel. Very crazy. Be carefull. Wait why are you staring at me like that?

A doge.
A nyan cat.
A killer rabbit.

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