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Chryosten
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You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Chryosten
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I buy some pig intestines and give them to you. After all, they are 'my' intestines.

Butler! Make me a pizza in space!

pangtongshu
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Jester

Good show sir! How did you come to know of my past as an astronaut?

Butler! Explain to me how we can have such a large chain of butlers working for other butlers!
[pro tip: don't call it "inception", that is completely the wrong term. Inception is planting an idea...meta is the act of something within itself]

Chryosten
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Herald

It just works that way, sir!

Butler! Cut some water without freezing it!

benni369
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Shepherd

I cut some water that's already frozen.

Butler! Do something impossible!

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I make God microwave a burrito so hot that he can't eat it.

Butler! Sneeze with your eyes open!

danwar123
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Jester

i wear goggles that look like open eyes,then i sneeze.

BUTLER!transform into a dragon

benni369
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benni369
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Shepherd

I go back in time and I make a wizard turn me into a dragon.

Butler! Explode while you're not exploding! And no duplicates!

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

My bowels detonated, but I didn't get angry.

Butler! Make love to a mallard.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I write down âLOVE' on a piece of paper and give it to a mallard.

Butler! Get hit by thunder three times in a row and survive.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I asked this man named 'Thunder' to hit me square in the chest 3 times. Though it hurt, I managed to survive.

Butler! Learn every language on Earth in the span of 2 days!

Chryosten
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I go and learn a single word from every single language in the world in just two days.

Butler! Buy me a can of striped paint!

anewbeginning
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Nomad

I buy you a can which has been layered red, the paint was made into a solid, white, the paint was made into a solid, red, the paint was made into as solid again, etc.

Butler! Edit my post.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Butler! Thank you for editing this post.


No problem, sir.

Butler! Type without using any vowels.
Snag618
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Blacksmith

Ths ns't tht hrd, s lng s y ndrstnd wht mst f ths mns

Butler! Read what I just said.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

"This isn't that hard, so long as you understand what most of this means."

Butler! Get bitten by a venomous snake without dying with no antidote or cure!

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