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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted November 22, '13 3:11am UTC

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Snag618

6,704 posts

Blacksmith

Posted November 26, '13 12:48am UTC

Ok, I'll put on a very thick glove and let it bite that.

Butler, don't breathe for 5 hours.

(Rip, I'm surprised that you could read that.)

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anewbeginning

379 posts

Nomad

Posted November 26, '13 1:49am UTC

I use one of those techniques invented by an Indian guy in which you go into a coma-like state and only breath once per every five hours.

Butler! Construct a wooden model of a four-dimensional square,

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Nerdsoft

1,266 posts

Peasant

Posted November 26, '13 10:17am UTC

Okay... fourth dimension is time (according to some people), so I can do that easily.
Butter! Spread yourself on my toast!

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anewbeginning

379 posts

Nomad

Posted November 27, '13 12:51am UTC

*Four dimensional SQUARE. A square, by definition, is two dimensional. Therefore, you are wrong.*

I do that easily by hopping on your toast and spreading myself out.

Butler! Create an anagram out of this message!

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted November 27, '13 1:37am UTC

Easily done sir! Games Heists!

Butler! Stand outside in the cold with minimal clothing and don't get sick!

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bingu77788

464 posts

Peasant

Posted November 27, '13 2:32am UTC

I hire Unleashed to stay beside me.

Butler! Cut your hand out!

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ItalianSuperBoy

295 posts

Peasant

Posted November 27, '13 2:44am UTC

Elementary, sir! I trace my hand on paper and then cut it out.

Butler! Make every game on Steam free for me!

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted November 29, '13 5:09am UTC

I ask a couple programmers to make every single game on Steam have 'Free' as the price while leaving the price as normal.

Butler! Jump up and down until you reach space!

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anewbeginning

379 posts

Nomad

Posted November 29, '13 8:39pm UTC

Simple! I jump up, and reach the space above my head!

Butler! Disprove athiesm and religion at the same time!

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted December 3, '13 11:05am UTC

But I'm Agnostic sir. Therefore gods don't and never will exist.

Butler! Get me the Mona Lisa!

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Devoidless

3,675 posts

Jester

Posted December 3, '13 6:56pm UTC

But I'm Agnostic sir. Therefore gods don't and never will exist.

That's not agnosticism...at all. Learn your terms before tossing them around willy-nilly. It does not even 'solve' the situation posed given the meaning you tied to agnosticism, nor does the actual meaning solve it.
Back to the game:

Well, sir. You are filthy rich. As such, I took the liberty to 'urchase' you the Louvre. By 'urchase' I mean 'bribed and bought-out all the people required in order to make you the curator of the Louvre'. You now 'own' the Mona Lisa.

Butler! Show me pertinent international news on a mainstream news channel!