60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
Welcome one and all! Thanks for coming to Armor Games first wedding ceremony.
Marriage is an honorable estate, and while R2 and Aggs may not seem to be in deep love, their affection is present and expressed in their own special way. Today, we are here to oversee their entrance into wedded bliss, and the beginning of the greatest adventure of their lives. Please be seated. (If you need assistance, Wflag will be happy to escort you to the vacant seats.)
(next part of ceremony will be posted once everyone takes their places.)