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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Lowco1
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Then go play Sword and Ship.

JACKinbigletters
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Then stop badgering people about your new RPG, if they want to play they will.

neoexdeath
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Then pester the mods about banning Lowco1.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, find the headquarters of Armor Games.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then burn it to the ground!

Chryosten
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Afterwards, build a shrine dedicated to you on the ruins of Armor Games headquarters.

JACKinbigletters
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Then donate it all to the CIA.

neoexdeath
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Farmer

And put a 'suprise!' bomb in it.

Chryosten
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Next, plant a magic bean and water it for a week.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Then, after it has grown, climb up into the clouds.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then (Going from where we were.) ask to be the giants personal butler.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, dress yourself up in a clown suit.

StormWalker
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Then hide in the sewers and prey on small children.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Then eat a sewer rat and burp loudly in excitement.

Chryosten
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Then create a deadly virus using whatever you can find in the sewers.

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