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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Arverniraider24
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Wiith this soul, you must create a navigation talisman

Lowco1
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Then jump into the forum games, and find it acordding to the How Gantic are you.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you should cement yourself into a room filled with praying monks.

Terry_Logic
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Then, you should pray that the cement wears off before the monks get hungry.

JACKinbigletters
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When that happens you must ogle at a pretty woman.

TheMostManlyMan
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You shall then proceed to get punched by all of the monks.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

You must then remind the monks that they are a nonviolent sect, and they have broken their code of conduct.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

Then you shall punish the accordingly.

JACKinbigletters
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Via straw to the eye. The right eye.

Chryosten
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You must then grab a bottle of wine and give it to the head monk as a present.

Loop_Stratos
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Thus after, thou must build original GN drives for me to use.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, write a book about pasta and sell 100 copies to 100 different people.

Loop_Stratos
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After it's done, blow up your own house.

Chryosten
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Next, sell the ruins of your house to an unsuspecting buyer.

TheMostManlyMan
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And copy the deed to the house in comic sans.

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