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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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danwar123
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With only the clothes on your back.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must arrive in America, yesterday.

Chryosten
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And take a trip across America in a station wagon.

JACKinbigletters
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Going from East to West.

apldeap123
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Then north to south.

JACKinbigletters
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And finally North-east to south-west.

Chryosten
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And then bath inside a volcano.

riku_ullman
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in the lava.

JACKinbigletters
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Without you're rubber ducky melting.

Chryosten
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Next, you must throw a dead deer into the same volcano you bathed in.

Nerdsoft
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Then, you must successfully navigate the first ever version of Apple Maps to find the cave of the castle of the dungeon of the portal to the realm of the tome of the location of the Holy Grail.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must take the fake Grail and send it to the pope and lie saying it's the real Grail.

Loop_Stratos
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After, you need to be gas poisoned by Zeon.

Loop_Stratos
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No no nope, you must get poisoned, and get the holy grail as a ghost.

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When you haunt, scare them to make them willingly give you candies.

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